Rydian doesn't have anything to do with chicks.

[Rydian]

NSFW warning.

Spoiler

tehjahn: http is complicated
tehjahn: like... over-complicated
Rydian: Penis - y/n?
tehjahn: /
tehjahn: /?
tehjahn: penis /?
tehjahn: penis
usage : /insert [location] /urine [location] /clean [priority HIGH|MED|LOW]
Rydian: Circ'd...
tehjahn: circ'd?
Rydian: Cut.
tehjahn: No. You can't make me.
Rydian: I am. XD
tehjahn: NO YOU'RE NOT
tehjahn: you should try running
penis /insert 127.0.0.1
Rydian: 'penis' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
Rydian: I'M NOT HIDING ANYTHING >>
tehjahn: dammit, man
tehjahn: so you can't computationally go fuck yourself
tehjahn: dammit
tehjahn: you threw me off
tehjahn: that took me so fucking long to comprehend
Rydian: *chestfur*
tehjahn: why abbreviate circumsized?
tehjahn: WHY?
tehjahn: so many words start with circ
tehjahn: then you further the confusion by saying CUT
tehjahn: CUT
tehjahn: as in CUT AND PASTE
tehjahn: which is my FIRST GO TO
tehjahn: since i do it ALL FUCKING DAY
Rydian: Not pprcut?
tehjahn: It's like I'm paranoid
Rydian: Come on you know u lurves teh lincolk parhka
tehjahn: Looking over my back
tehjahn: Like a whirlwind
Rydian: I love you. XD
tehjahn: Inside of my head
Rydian: INSIDE MY COCK
tehjahn: Read it in monotone
tehjahn: So much more awesome in monotone

 

[gameboy13]

At first I was like:

And then I was like

And now I'm all