Homebrew RPGtemp

[chyyran]

Art for which post?

If it's post 88, then just use the Art I made for it
http://pastebin.me/d66a6d92426552f737a8d2d2b40ec2e8 (Kadjan's Post)

 

[ByteMunch]

No Art, sorry.

As you arrive at the GameStop, you see that it is on fire. Do you...

A) Run in and take the game you wanted?

Spoiler

You catch fire and burn to death. Obviously.

B) Spin round in your car, Bond style?

Spoiler

You realise that you are NOT James Bond, seconds before crashing into the burning store and dying.

C) Call the fire service?

Spoiler

A fire truck promptly arrives and smashes into your car. You are dead.

D) Find a WiFi spot and post a question on Ask GBAtemp?

Spoiler

You realise you posted in EoF and are trolled and flamed. From anger, you punch the store assisstant in the face and drive away.

 

[chyyran]

Like?
http://pastebin.me/03832d7e884d807e8fdda6d3dd005f22

 

[Rydian]

And Beta 4 is up, which is up to date as of this moment.

 

[obito]

thanks rydian, this is great so far

EDIT: wait wtf happened? I dided after the old man with tights part, and now I managed to get to the car ride part??

also...what happened to my post... post 109...

 

[Rydian]

Haha, wow, I fucked up the paths at that point...

Let me fix it. ^^;

 

[chyyran]

Hey, might I suggest a better font? The default font ticks me off, it's too metallic.

 

[Rydian]

Yeah that's been planned for a bit, I just haven't had enough time (I can't just grab any TTF to use).

 

[nintendoom]

Oh I got It..
So Rydian would be....like....
porting Zork: The Great Underground Empire to the DS with ASCII
Nice idea
:0

 

[naved.islam14]

Thanks Rydian, nice homebrew.

 

[redact]

can our ascii art be animated?

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[Rydian]

I could probably get that working... dunno' if the animation would be smooth or not.

 

[Sop]

After leaving gamestop you see a wild level 100 Sop! Do you:

A: Try to become his friend by giving him a lolly pop.

Spoiler

he throws it back at you and trolls you to death.

B: Steal his jet pack and fly to the moon.

Spoiler

You fly to the moon where you meet stange furry martians who kill Sop for you. You survive.

C: Pee your pants.

Spoiler

Sop is disgusted with you so he locks you in a nearby dumspter

Buy him a gun

Spoiler

He is happy and let's you go home. Although later that night he climbs through the window and assassinates you

 

[ByteMunch]

You then realise that you cannot breathe. Do you...

Ask the furrys for a spacesuit?

Spoiler

They don't give you one. You literally wasted your breath, and you suffocate.

Jetpack back to earth?

Spoiler

The Lvl. 100 Sop has a rocket launcher, and blasts you out of the sky. Luckily you are blasted through a rocket, and grab a spacesuit. You end up on the moon again.

Try thinking logically?

Spoiler

The sun roasts you while you freeze.

Kill yourself?

Spoiler

Suicide turns out to be sacred to the furrys. They hump your legs and pee on you. Unlucky.

 

[metalmouth647]

After leaving gamestop you see a wild level 100 Sop! Do you:

A: Try to become his friend by giving him a lolly pop.

Spoiler

he throws it back at you and trolls you to death.

B: Steal his jet pack and fly to the moon.

Spoiler

You fly to the moon where you meet stange furry martians who kill Sop for you. You survive.

C: Pee your pants.

Spoiler

Sop is disgusted with you so he locks you in a nearby dumspter

Buy him a gun

Spoiler

He is happy and let's you go home. Although later that night he climbs through the window and assassinates you

This is Pokemon now?

 

[machomuu]

You now have a spacesuit, what do you do?

Go into space.

Spoiler

You forgot to use a spaceship and drifted off into the dark void and die because you were away from GBAtemp for too long.

Burn it.

Spoiler

You shouldn't play with matched, but you decide to burn the suit...while you're wearing it. You're dead.

Eat it.

Spoiler

What are you, an idiot? You die of stupidity.

Put it away.

Spoiler

Nothing happens...so you decide to walk away.

 

[Rydian]

SimplyDSi, you need only one living, not two.

 

[ByteMunch]

SimplyDSi, you need only one living, not two.

I thought someone said there can be multiple good outcomes

 

[Rydian]

Only one lets you live.

 

[ByteMunch]

Only one lets you live.

I fixed it