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No Art, sorry.

As you arrive at the GameStop, you see that it is on fire. Do you...

A) Run in and take the game you wanted?
You catch fire and burn to death. Obviously.

B) Spin round in your car, Bond style?
You realise that you are NOT James Bond, seconds before crashing into the burning store and dying.

C) Call the fire service?
A fire truck promptly arrives and smashes into your car. You are dead.

D) Find a WiFi spot and post a question on Ask GBAtemp?
You realise you posted in EoF and are trolled and flamed. From anger, you punch the store assisstant in the face and drive away.
 
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thanks rydian, this is great so far

EDIT: wait wtf happened? I dided after the old man with tights part, and now I managed to get to the car ride part??

also...what happened to my post... post 109...
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After leaving gamestop you see a wild level 100 Sop! Do you:

A: Try to become his friend by giving him a lolly pop.
he throws it back at you and trolls you to death.

B: Steal his jet pack and fly to the moon.
You fly to the moon where you meet stange furry martians who kill Sop for you. You survive.

C: Pee your pants.
Sop is disgusted with you so he locks you in a nearby dumspter

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Buy him a gun
He is happy and let's you go home. Although later that night he climbs through the window and assassinates you
 
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You then realise that you cannot breathe. Do you...

Ask the furrys for a spacesuit?
They don't give you one. You literally wasted your breath, and you suffocate.

Jetpack back to earth?
The Lvl. 100 Sop has a rocket launcher, and blasts you out of the sky. Luckily you are blasted through a rocket, and grab a spacesuit. You end up on the moon again.

Try thinking logically?
The sun roasts you while you freeze.

Kill yourself?
Suicide turns out to be sacred to the furrys. They hump your legs and pee on you. Unlucky.
 
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Sop said:
After leaving gamestop you see a wild level 100 Sop! Do you:

A: Try to become his friend by giving him a lolly pop.
he throws it back at you and trolls you to death.

B: Steal his jet pack and fly to the moon.
You fly to the moon where you meet stange furry martians who kill Sop for you. You survive.

C: Pee your pants.
Sop is disgusted with you so he locks you in a nearby dumspter

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Buy him a gun
He is happy and let's you go home. Although later that night he climbs through the window and assassinates you
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This is Pokemon now?
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You now have a spacesuit, what do you do?

Go into space.
You forgot to use a spaceship and drifted off into the dark void and die because you were away from GBAtemp for too long.

Burn it.
You shouldn't play with matched, but you decide to burn the suit...while you're wearing it. You're dead.

Eat it.
What are you, an idiot? You die of stupidity.

Put it away.
Nothing happens...so you decide to walk away.
 

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