ridiculous game

[Noctosphere]

Remember those creature who takes the appearace of who they face fears the most in Harry Potter?
well to beat them, there was a spell called Ridiculous. it turns your fear in something funny.
for exemple, ron feared spider and, when facing the creature, it turned into a giant spider about one meter tall.
ron used the spell and the spider suddenly weared roller blade and wasn't able to stand at all.

so here's the game :
tell us your fear (not necesseraly what you fear the most)
the next one to post cast ridiculous on it and he tells us how he turned it into something funny

so i start, i fear dead corpses.
so for the one who will cast the spell, lets say i face a dead dog corpses