Rettsu Speaking Japaneezu!

[SinHarvest24]

BAKA!

 

[LunaWofl]

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Spoiler: ???

[youtube]http://youtu.be/69SmvbpaYUU[/youtube]

 

[Jerome10]

*Vilhelmina mode: on*
ヴェイグはクレアが好きでありますか？
*Vilhelmina mode: off*

 

[Paarish]

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Spoiler: ???

[youtube]http://youtu.be/69SmvbpaYUU[/youtube]

Needs more ???

 

[LunaWofl]

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Spoiler: ???

[youtube]http://youtu.be/69SmvbpaYUU[/youtube]

Needs more ???

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[Densetsu]

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Asian Language Lesson

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BTW: Not Japanese, but close enough

That door creeps closer as the troll comes nearer...IT COMES!!!QUOTE(RoyalCardMan @ Jul 31 2011, 11:00 PM) I just looked at the video, and then I just lol'd

Japaneezu or GTFO
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[Cyan]

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??Amazon??????A Dictionary of Basic Japanese Grammar???????

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Maybe this one is wrong, I wanted to say "I bought the book ?...? at Amazon".
Please correct my sentence. Arigatou yo

I wish I would know Japanese better. I can't even speak Japanese with my Tokyo friend

But I never studied it correctly, I'm too lazy ;_;

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Spoiler

If you need to correct me, here what I wanted to say :

hum,
Now I can speak Japanese a little.

though, my Japanese is not good

Please, help me...

 

[Mazor]

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????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Densetsu9000????

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

嗨，我是这样做的权利？

 

[Cyan]

中国語 ですか?

 

[Densetsu]

Spoiler

Maybe this one is wrong, I wanted to say "I bought the book ?...? at Amazon".
????????????????????"Amazon???????????????????????"
Please correct my sentence. Arigatou yo
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I wish I would know Japanese better. I can't even speak Japanese with my Tokyo friend

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But I never studied it correctly, I'm too lazy ;_;
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Spoiler

If you need to correct me, here what I wanted to say :
hum,
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Now I can speak Japanese a little.
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though, my Japanese is not good

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Please, help me...
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Spoiler: Explanation

"Tasukete" and "tetsudatte" both mean "help," but "tasukete" is used to call for help in an urgent situation, like if you're in deep water and can't swim, or if you're overwhelmed with work and can't catch up. "Tetsudatte kudasai" is asking for help with something in general, like homework or with lifting a table or with Japanese

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QUOTE(Sora de Eclaune @ Aug 4 2011, 06:33 PM)

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QUOTE(Cyan @ Aug 4 2011, 06:41 PM)

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@Cyan: ????????
@Sora de Eclaune: You're kinda doing it right

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Where's phoenixgoddess? She should get in on some of this ??? action!

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

私は右のそれを行うと、右完全にそれをやっていないカインドオブだか理解していない。たぶん私は別の方言を使ってみてください。すべてでその作業を実行するか、その間違っている？マン、私はちょうど今日は嵐を入力しています。多分私は停止し、パラダイスのプレイMinecraftやガーディアンに行く必要があります。私が見つけることができれば多分キングダムハーツは、プレイステーション2メモリーカードの家のどの私の保存。それらのすべてが同じで、本当に、そうそれは（それらはすべての非標識している、特に以来）伝えるのは難しい見えるように見えます。

しかし、私は今話している任意の方法でほとんどですれません。私は非常に夢中だと長すぎる前に仮眠を取る行く必要があります。

ところで、Google翻訳、ビッチ！

また、日本人の話す方法をあなたが私に告げることができれば、私は学ぶことを考えることが、午前の前に私の耳にご連絡ください。

 

[Mazor]

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[Deleted-236924]

レッツ戦う愛

 

[Densetsu]

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Minecraft????????????????????????????????????????????????????2???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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?????Google???????

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Haha, all I understood was:

"By the way, Google Translate, bitch!"

The Japanese that Google Translate spits out (more like vomits) is so bad that not even a native Japanese would be able to figure out what it's saying.

English, please. In spoilers, of course. Writing English without spoilers in this thread is like flapping your penis in the wind for everyone to see

And if you flap your penis in this thread, a ninja will come and cut it off

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np, that's what this thread is for!

QUOTE(Pingouin7 @ Aug 4 2011, 08:26 PM)

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I love that song!



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Hey hey let's go ????
????? protect my balls
???? so let's fighting
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
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????We do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go ????
????? protect my balls
???? so let's fighting
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

 

[Mazor]

大切なもの protect my balls

 

[machomuu]

僕が悪い　so let's fighting

 

[Densetsu]

レッツ・ファイティング・ラブ

レッツ・ファイティング・ラブ

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Minecraft????????????????????????????????????????????????????2???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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?????Google???????

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Spoiler

Haha, all I understood was:

"By the way, Google Translate, bitch!"

The Japanese that Google Translate spits out (more like vomits) is so bad that not even a native Japanese would be able to figure out what it's saying.

English, please. In spoilers, of course. Writing English without spoilers in this thread is like flapping your penis in the wind for everyone to see

And if you flap your penis in this thread, a ninja will come and cut it off

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I forgot what I typed up there. But the last line I actually entered in botched English and the first half came out to be exactly what I wanted it to be.

However, most of the message was just random blather. I just wanted to seem like I had something interesting to say.

 

[Cyan]

Spoiler: eigo, gomen

I didn't know という. I checked in my new grammar book and found it quickly (great book). I don't know if I'll remember how to use it, but I think I'll notice it now when reading.
Thanks for the corrections, and "now I can speak Japanese a little" was taken from my Japanese learning book. Your version is shorter.
I still have difficulty to differentiate when I have to use を or が. I need more practice.