Rettsu Speaking Japaneezu!

[Mazor]

アゲ

 

[Tonitonichopchop]

こんばんわ。わたしのなまえわジョシュアです。

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Not sure if this is right. It's supposed to say "Konbanwa. Watashi no namae wa Joshua desu." My Japanese is still very N00B.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

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Not sure if this is right. It's supposed to say "Konbanwa. Watashi no namaewa Joshua desu." My Japanese is still very N00B.

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Namae and wa are two different words. Was putting them together a typo or intentional?

 

[prowler]

きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ

 

[Tonitonichopchop]

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Not sure if this is right. It's supposed to say "Konbanwa. Watashi no namaewa Joshua desu." My Japanese is still very N00B.

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Namae and wa are two different words. Was putting them together a typo or intentional?

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It was intentional. I don't think it matters too much though since I wrote it correctly in Japanese (Where spaces don't matter).

 

[Mazor]

It's normal to write without spaces indeed.

However, you should have used は instead of わ as the particle after なまえ (which is 名前 in kanji, わたし being 私).　I'd also write こんばんは instead of こんばんわ, but I imagine you could just as well write こんばんわ when on the internets. Densestsu9000 will probably know.

 

[Tonitonichopchop]

It's normal to write without spaces indeed.

However, you should have used ? instead of ? as the particle after ??? (which is ?? in kanji, ??? being ?).?I'd also write ????? instead of ?????, but I imagine you could just as well write ????? when on the internets. Densestsu9000 will probably know.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I'm not sure about ????? though. I still haven't gotten into written grammatical rules which is why I'm bound to make mistakes. ??????

 

[Densetsu]

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Not sure if this is right. It's supposed to say "Konbanwa. Watashi no namae wa Joshua desu." My Japanese is still very N00B.

It's normal to write without spaces indeed.

However, you should have used ? instead of ? as the particle after ??? (which is ?? in kanji, ??? being ?).?I'd also write ????? instead of ?????, but I imagine you could just as well write ????? when on the internets. Densestsu9000 will probably know.Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I'm not sure about ????? though. I still haven't gotten into written grammatical rules which is why I'm bound to make mistakes. ??????

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Yep, Mazor is right in that the technically correct way to write it is "??????????????????????"

Sometimes the Japanese write "????? / ?????" instead of "????? / ?????," but the only time I've ever seen ? used instead of ? is in text messages or blogs (in other words, very informal writing), and it's usually written by girls. It's kind of like a "cute" way to write ????? because it's an intentional "misspelling" (for lack of a better term), kinda childish and playful, so it's a popular way for young Japanese women to write it.

And yep, there are no spaces in Japanese so it really doesn't matter how you space words in Romaji. "Anatawa" is just as correct as "Anata wa." It's just easier to read in Romaji if the words and particles are separated. However to be truly correct in writing Japanese, the only way to go is to ditch Romaji altogether and use kana

QUOTE(Tonitonichopchop @ Aug 11 2011, 04:29 PM)

I still haven't gotten into written grammatical rules which is why I'm bound to make mistakes. ??????

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No need to apologize, that's what this thread is for--to practice your ninjaspeek with reckless abandon without consequence

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

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Anyone know a good, free place to learn Japanese? I don't see a Tales of the Tempest translation ever happening, and I've wanted to play that game to see if it's as bad as everyone says.

 

[Paarish]

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Anyone know a good, free place to learn Japanese? I don't see a Tales of the Tempest translation ever happening, and I've wanted to play that game to see if it's as bad as everyone says.

Translation guide on tales forum.
I would link to it but I'm on my ipod

 

[Mazor]

このスレ最近活動してないな

Japaneezuをしゃべりたいなのに

 

[Nimbus]

*Clears throat.*

*Walks towards Microphone*

Ahem...

愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
私にこれ以上傷つけることはしないでください。
ああ、赤ん坊私を傷つけるしない
私にこれ以上傷つけることはしないでください。

愛とは何ですか
うん

あなたがそこにないなら、なぜああ、私は知らない
私は私の愛を与えるが、あなたは気にしない
そう右のものであると何間違っている
記号をギミ

愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
私にこれ以上傷つけることはしないでください。
愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
私にこれ以上傷つけることはしないでください。

ドウドウドウドウドウドウ、うーんうーん
ドウドウドウドウドウドウ、うーんうーん

ああ、私は知らない、私は何を行うことができます
私は他に何を言うことができる、それはあなた次第です
私はちょうど、私達は1つだ私とあなたを知っている
私はに行くことができない

愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
私にこれ以上傷つけることはしないでください。
愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
私にこれ以上傷つけることはしないでください。

ドウドウドウドウドウドウ、うーんうーん
ドウドウドウドウドウドウ、うーんうーん

愛、うーん、うーん、うーんとは何ですか
愛、うーん、うーん、うーんとは何ですか

愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
私にこれ以上傷つけることはしないでください。

私を傷つけるしない
私を傷つけるしない

私は他の、他のない恋人を求めていない
これはあなたの人生、私たちの時間です。
私たちが一緒にいるとき、私はあなたは永遠に必要
それは愛です

愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
私にこれ以上傷つけることはしないでください。
愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
（うーん、うーん）これ以上私を傷つけることはしないでください。

愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
私にこれ以上傷つけることはしないでください。
愛とは何ですか
赤ちゃんああ、私を傷つけるしない
（うーん、うーん）これ以上私を傷つけることはしないでください。

愛とは何ですか？

Spoiler: Now in englishu!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE2p15ZbRcE&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[Densetsu]

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Japaneezu????????????Japaneezu????????


QUOTE(Nimbus @ Sep 3 2011, 11:55 PM) *Clears throat.*

*Walks towards Microphone*

Ahem...

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Spoiler: Now in engrishu!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE2p15ZbRcE&feature=related[/youtube]

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You sing well in Japaneezu! We should do karaoke sometime!

 

[shadowmanwkp]

ほら、私はちょうどここにオランダ語から日本語に翻訳！私が直接話したり、日本語の書き込みはありませんので、しかし、ええ、これはおそらく悪い訳です...あなたの日本語で、ちょうど蘭学を学ぶ！

英語を:

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Hah I simply translate it from Dutch to Japanese! But eh, this will probably be translated badly because I straightforwardly do not speak or write Japanese... You silly people with your Japanese, just learn rangaku!

(kept it as literal as possible to show how badly google translate has translated my Dutch sentences to Japanese)

オランダ

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Hah ik vertaal gewoon vanuit het Nederlands naar het Japans toe! Maar eh, dit wordt waarschijnlijk slecht vertaald omdat ik regelrecht geen Japans spreek of schrijf... Jullie met je Japans, leer gewoon rangaku!

 

[kevan]

勝利のためのjapaneesu！

 

[Cuelhu]

私のお尻が痛い

 

[Cyan]

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nani, doko?
souka !

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sorry at work, I can't type kana

 

[Cuelhu]

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nani, doko?
souka !

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sorry at work, I can't type kana

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[Inori]

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[prowler]

Spoiler: My handwriting is poor but at least I can write あ　い　う　え　お　か　き　く　け　こ　from memory

http://twitpic.com/6irq1w

Don't laugh, it's a start, RIGHT?