Today i was a bit annoyed so i spent 10 minutes writing this. Purgification allows you to clean and dump (txt + mpo image) your Notifications without doing anything, just start the homebrew. Download: http://rinnegatamante.it Sourcecode: https://github.com/Rinnegatamante/Purgification Thanks to @ihaveamac for testing homebrew during creation. Thanks to @Substance12 for banner and icon for CIA version. It should work on any fw (it uses news:s service to do this).