Rejuvenate your face... with foreskin!

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Is your face getting visibly old? Wrinkly? Saggy? Baggy? Pruny? Regular moisturizing creams with salmon extracts not doing it for you?

Try foreskin!
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British biomedical company has developed a treatment called VAVELTA®, a set of injectable fillers made with the cells of babies’ foreskins. The promise? To rejuvenate the skin and reverse the signs of aging. The injections are not made with collagen or hylauronic acid, but may help promote healthy collagen growth and encourage cellular repair.

This potent formulation is designed to populate the lower layers of skin with millions of fresh and healthy cells, allowing the body to quickly adapt the cells and help create a more youthful and rejuvenated appearance on the skin’s surface.

The makers of VAVELTA®, Intercytex, explain that the baby’s cells are some of the healthiest human cells available, and injecting these cells into the skin can help get rid of many signs of aging.



*cue "fresh-faced mohel" jokes*
 

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