Press Any Key RPG Official Hype Thread

[Sausage Head]

Press Any Key RPG
Official Hype Thread
For Windows and Doors* only!

Release Date:
TBA

Official description:
Edgeware brings you a full new RPG, PAKRPG!*
PAKRPG contains all action and fun of NEXRPG,
but with upgraded combat, story and exploration features!*
PAKRPG also contains Edge-Fi connection features for
optimal online battles, ranging from Magic to Swordfights.*
Press Any Key RPG is the pioneer of the NGRPG systems.*

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Edgeware confirmed that the game uses BUTTONS.
If your keyboard does not have button compatibility then you can't play the
game. Edgeware says they wont implement buttons+, because it does not
add extra features to the game.[/p]


FAQ:
When will it be released?
This is currently not known. Spam Edgeware with threats!
Never heard of Edgeware.
That's not a question.
What region will be featured in the game?
Edgeware is requesting YOU^ to think of region names!
Can I have the ROM?
The game will not be in the form of a ROM.
How much will the game cost?
€15.99 or $17.67
Where can I buy the game?
Just download it noob.

*false.
^Soviet Russia only

 

[TheViolentOne]

soviet russia??

 

[The Catboy]

 

[Cuelhu]

where's the any key????????

 

[AlanJohn]

not work on my r4

 

[tlyee61]

0mG d0s3n7 w3rk on 5up3rc4rd ds3 N33d pach NAOW n00bz

 

[Recorderdude]

why it not wurk on ds? super card li to me! they say perfecct wurk

On topic lulz @ n00b abuv me use r4

 

[monkat]

Dear Sausage Head,

I caught this pokémon, and it reminded me of you, so I nicknamed it Sausagehed, because the character limit is too large.

Love, Monkat

P.S. Below, I have attached a photo of the pokémon.

P.S.S. I'm not just bullshitting you. I actually did this.

 

[nryn99]

where can i pre order it?

 

[Sausage Head]

You can pre-order one at the Just download it noob online shop

@Monkat

No comment.

 

[Sop]

MONKAT!? gtfo MONKAT

 

[Sausage Head]

dis game not releezed jet
if u has rom u has fake and not work on r4 superchard ds3

 

[Sop]

dis game not releezed jet
if u has rom u has fake and not work on r4 superchard ds3

It working i haz r4 supercard 3ds4

 

[Sausage Head]

u has fake rom noob

SOMEONE, make boxart
SOMEONE², give region names
MONKAT, Lizard

 

[Sop]

u has fake rom noob

Ohhh I just put my sd card in teh psfwee and it sez sausage_head_pr0nz_3DS.n3ds

 

[Sausage Head]

haha u blive 3ds rom is n3ds is 3ds noob superchard dont use sd uses cd diks

 

[Sop]

haha u blive 3ds rom is n3ds is 3ds noob superchard dont use sd uses cd diks

lolwut noob is obviously .n3ds and also I have supercard sd

 

[Sausage Head]

Update:
Edgeware confirmed that the game uses buttons
If your keyboard does not have buttons it won't work.
Buttons+ compatibility will NOT be added.

 

[nryn99]

u has fake rom noob

SOMEONE, make boxart
SOMEONE², give region names
MONKAT, Lizard

what do you want in the box art. i'll try making one. and right this time.

 

[Sausage Head]

Press any key to continue in a CMD window and some super epic stuff around it or stuff

and stuff. stuff stuff.