TrolleyDave said:lmao I wasn't a lout, I was a thug! Hence the reason why I'm so damn slim and handsome and could have lots of unprotected sex with females.
Note how Dave does not mention here of which SPECIES these females were.. at the time!!!
Content warning .... this is what Dave really saw after 15 pints and 8 shots that night before he ended up in hospital.......
QUOTE(Hadrian @ Jul 24 2009, 07:26 AM) I on the other hand is getting a little out of shape and is fuck ugly...I still got the ladies!
Hadrian said:I wouldn't touch either set of chicks, I prefer a higher class of lady.
Well she needs to climb a wardrobe to get on my huge stonking penis.kobykaan said:or do you just get the missus to dive off the top of the wardrobe/other high object now and then!
Hadrian said:Well she needs to climb a wardrobe to get on my huge stonking penis.kobykaan said:or do you just get the missus to dive off the top of the wardrobe/other high object now and then!