pr0n coming to Wii U

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  1. Devin
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    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    You would think that Amazon, Netflix, and Hulu would be enough for Wii U owners to keep themselves occupied, but apparently that is not the case!
    SugarDVD, the service that calls itself "Netflix for porn," is already available on PS3 and Xbox 360, and it turns out the Wii U is going to be next.

    A spokesperson for the streaming porn service revealed to Complex that a SugarDVD Wii U compatible version of the website is being built (they term it "app" which is technically accurate but that runs the risk of being confused for a Wiiware style affair). Unfortunately there's no word yet on release date, though if you're desperate you can always just watch porn on the internet in the meantime.

    SugarDVD does offer a unique service: unlimited streaming porn straight to your video game consoles (plus a number of other devices) for $7.95 a month. The app is launched through the consoles' web browsers, though, unlike the tube sites that work on consoles' browsers, SugarDVD offers high quality, full length movies.

    What more do you need to have a good holiday?


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    EoF if you'd like Moderators but I got a laugh out of this. Make it so we can interact.. with the touch screen..
     
  3. Parasite X

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    Yay this only makes me want the WiiU even more but I'd be happy if they allowed for cross play missions as a bonus feature on certain 3DS/WiiU games but Nintendo's cross play feature would be different than Sony' cross play.

    Something tells me owning a WiiU will be fun I'm hoping they do something similar to the 3DS Ambassador Program.
     
  4. Ron

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    1/10 chance Ninty will let this through lol
     
  5. Devin
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    Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    Tis a web based app. Unless Nintendo blocks the web address or something. Which is unlikely. Long live pr0n.
     
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  7. ShadowSoldier

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    It looks promising, but a quick glance at their site, it's basically all older type porn, few years old and such. Hell it even has Jenna Haze stuff when she was still young and not as mainstream. Not really worth it. It would be if it was updated with say, they get releases 6 months after initial release.
     
  8. Canonbeat234

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    Wow I didn't suspect this topic to come up before the other one. You know the news article about the father who gave his son a refurbished 3DS and only for the child to find smut on it by the previous owner?
     
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    I miss the days of where naked women being displayed on my gaming device was considered news. It's like being 13 all over again.
     
  10. Psionic Roshambo

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    It's really not required all the major free streaming sites work perfectly well in the browser, auto full screen like youtube does and all that....

    My testing of the Wii-U so far has been rather thorough... lol

    Edit: The GBAtemp IRC does not work with the Wii-U, you can log in but you cant chat :( That new Dune 2 html 5 game (well its an old game but new to being web based?) does not work either :( sticks at the loading screen.
     
  11. Puppy_Washer

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    lol, you sound like you're a wise veteran of pornography.
     
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    I follow a couple pornstars on Twitter, I actually do some research when it comes to the adult industry instead of being like most people and just blatantly calling them sluts. I don't treat porn stars or that line of work no different than anything else.
     
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    I honestly don't see this happening. People had a shitstorm when MadWorld was released, and that was just violence. Now imagine if Nintendo released a pr0n application.
     
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    I don't want to start a massive flame war, but come on, not that many people call them sluts. However, I do think it's great that you treat them as regular people and do research before forming an opinion. Porn on!
     
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    This isn't Nintendo releasing it, this is a website optimized for the WiiU.
    You'd actually be surprised here in North America.
     
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    Ick. That's some very...odd news.
     
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    DUDE knows his pron :yaywii:
     
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    thanks but thanks to an unknown error I already got access to unlimited free HD modern porn vids for life so I won't need this :creep:
     
  19. Psionic Roshambo

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    The concept of paying for porn seems so weird to me.... Also paying for phone sex? The prices they charge you could go buy the real thing if you where so inclined lol

    I have bought one porn related item in my entire life, the Playboy issue that featured China from wrestling. I found it funny at the time lol

    But China is now doing hard core porn and that Avengers XXX movie she did... eewww (she plays the She Hulk... lol)
     
  20. indask8

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    I hope Nintendo doesn't have access to the gamepad camera anytime they want, or they'll have some nasty surprises.

    Reggie: Let's see how happy are players all around the world while playing their wii U
    Reggie: *Turns on camera spyware*
    Reggie: O_O
    Reggie: *Turns off*
    Reggie: My body wasn't ready for this...
     
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