I can just imagine peeps being caught when someone walks in and catches them fapping off on their BIG screen HD TV's
Well if shaking hands with the one eyed milkman does indeed cause one's vision to go maybe the large HD screen is necessary.
On a different note ever since learning French and learning that the word for word translation of on the TV does not work it has always seen the internal image in my head of things being placed on the TV. This was not so bad in the CRT era but given most people are now on thin screens.....