Post your jokes thread

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Update: It's still printing

it's still printing

 

[Lostbhoy]

Your needing Cyan it says!

 

[AmandaRose]

Was watching the Australian version of Master Chef last night and some guy made a meringue and everyone started cheering.

This confused me as I thought Australians liked to boo meringue

 

[Lostbhoy]

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Spoiler

Poke - him - on

 

[AmandaRose]

Been looking after my neice all week and she keeps chewing random electrical cables that are in my house.

I'm gonna have to ground her until she conducts herself properly

 

[BigOnYa]

Been looking after my neice all week and she keeps chewing random electrical cables that are in my house.

I'm gonna have to ground her unti she conducts herself properly

My grandparents had a cat that used to do that till one day, It learnt it lesson the hard way. RIP

 

[Flame]

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Spoiler

Poke - him - on

 

[BakerMan]

a couple chemistry major friends of mine died recently...
where should we barium?

what do you call a dog that dislikes alcohol?
a soberman

 

[Lostbhoy]

Yeah! Get em on that bus!!

Is that Chris Farley???

 

[SylverReZ]

Yeah! Get em on that bus!!

Is that Chris Farley???

Yea, that's possibly Chris Farley.
RIP

 

[rvtr]

What storage media does Nintendo use to archive all of their original ROMs?

Hard drives and C&Ds.




Hahhahah I hope you have a little shit, maybe even a giggle at this original joke.

 

[SylverReZ]

What storage media does Nintendo use to archive all their takedown notices?

Hard drives and C&Ds.




Hahhahah I hope you have a little shit, maybe even a giggle at this original joke.

I didn't get the joke, guess I did a nocto.

 

[rvtr]

I didn't get the joke, guess I did a nocto.

Takedown notice == cease & desist == C&D

I don't think I need to explain the part where nintendo is on that sigma C&D grind fr fr

Actually let me edit the joke real quick...

 

[AmandaRose]

People check your home insurance policy.
I just checked mine and apparently if my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night then I won't be covered!

 

[Xdqwerty]

What do you call a slutty philosopher?
Aristothotle

 

[Maximumbeans]

6:30 is my favourite time, hands down.

 

[AmandaRose]

Today I bought a horse and my boyfriend asked me what name I have given it.

I said Mayo

He replied by saying Amanda why the hell did you call it Mayo?

And I said because Mayo Neighs

 

[BakerMan]

You know, I still miss my ex...

But my aim is getting better.

 

[AmandaRose]

You know, I still miss my ex...

But my aim is getting better.

My boyfriend thinks he is smart.

He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

 

[BakerMan]

My boyfriend thinks he is smart.

He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

My teacher was too cocky today.

She said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

So I threw a dictionary at her head.