Post your jokes thread

[BakerMan]

I got a joke for @BigOnYa and @x65943.
What is @BakerMan's (my) favorite Mario Kart track?
Mount Wario

(yeah, you can give fanservice on forums, regardless of their opinions on you)

 

[x65943]

I got a joke for @BigOnYa and @x65943.
What is @BakerMan's (my) favorite Mario Kart track?
Mount Wario

(yeah, you can give fanservice on forums, regardless of their opinions on you)

I have a feeling IRL it's more like mount bakerman

 

[x65943]

"Potholes are so bad in Michigan, that on Saturday nights the cops hunting drunk drivers are looking for cars that drive straight and don't swerve all over the road. 'Sir, I pulled you over because you drove straight through eleven potholes. Have you been drinking tonight?'"

 

[BakerMan]

I have a feeling IRL it's more like mount bakerman

nah i've changed, now i want to be the one fucking him

Spoiler: for anyone wondering

there's an inside joke about me wanting to have sex with wario, whether or not there's truth to it, nobody know and nobody cares

 

[x65943]

"whether or not there's truth to it"

Mate you're literally the reason why they changed it to WLGBT

 

[BakerMan]

"whether or not there's truth to it"

Mate you're literally the reason why they changed it to WLGBT

FR? LMAOOOOO

 

[AncientBoi]

BroTCK and Lucy94

 

[BigOnYa]

BroTCK and Lucy94

 

[AmandaRose]

My boyfriend just came up with the idea of see through glass coffins. Will his business idea be a success

Remains to be seen

 

[BakerMan]

What do you get when you mix people who think each other person is racist, and supporting either a senile motherfucker or a convicted felon?

American politics

 

[BigOnYa]

A man was sueing the airlines for losing his luggage, but he lost the case.