Post your jokes thread

[BakerMan]

I got a joke for @BigOnYa and @x65943.
What is @BakerMan's (my) favorite Mario Kart track?
Mount Wario

(yeah, you can give fanservice on forums, regardless of their opinions on you)

 

[x65943]

I got a joke for @BigOnYa and @x65943.
What is @BakerMan's (my) favorite Mario Kart track?
Mount Wario

(yeah, you can give fanservice on forums, regardless of their opinions on you)

I have a feeling IRL it's more like mount bakerman

 

[x65943]

"Potholes are so bad in Michigan, that on Saturday nights the cops hunting drunk drivers are looking for cars that drive straight and don't swerve all over the road. 'Sir, I pulled you over because you drove straight through eleven potholes. Have you been drinking tonight?'"

 

[BakerMan]

I have a feeling IRL it's more like mount bakerman

nah i've changed, now i want to be the one fucking him

Spoiler: for anyone wondering

there's an inside joke about me wanting to have sex with wario, whether or not there's truth to it, nobody know and nobody cares

 

[x65943]

"whether or not there's truth to it"

Mate you're literally the reason why they changed it to WLGBT

 

[BakerMan]

"whether or not there's truth to it"

Mate you're literally the reason why they changed it to WLGBT

FR? LMAOOOOO

 

[AncientBoi]

BroTCK and Lucy94

 

[BigOnYa]

BroTCK and Lucy94

 

[AmandaRose]

My boyfriend just came up with the idea of see through glass coffins. Will his business idea be a success

Remains to be seen

 

[BakerMan]

What do you get when you mix people who think each other person is racist, and supporting either a senile motherfucker or a convicted felon?

American politics

 

[BigOnYa]

A man was sueing the airlines for losing his luggage, but he lost the case.

 

[AmandaRose]

Was in China for a business meeting. On the wall outside the building where the meeting was to take place was a sign telling you which business was on each floor it said

1st Floor D Wong
2nd Floor R Wong
3rd Floor S Wong
4th Floor G Wong
5th Floor T Wong
6th Floor P Wong
7th Floor H Wong

I thought to myself "That's Wong on so many levels"

 

[AmandaRose]

Last night I had a horrifying dream that disco music was about to make a comeback.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified

 

[Xdqwerty]

Last night I had a horrifying dream that disco music was about to make a comeback.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified

Nocto

 

[BigOnYa]

Nocto

 

[AncientBoi]

I was gonna put that up, but hey

 

[AmandaRose]

I just asked my boyfriend why he was in love with me and he said "It's because you are so funny and make me laugh all the time"

I replied "I thought you would have been in love with me because I am intelligent and beautiful"

And he replied "See I told you that you are hilarious"

 

[AmandaRose]

This generation is so fucking messed up. In church today I saw a young man lighting a cigarette with a church candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my bottle of beer.

 

[x65943]

This generation is so fucking messed up. In church today I saw a young man lighting a cigarette with a church candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my bottle of beer.

Didn't realize what thread I was in for a second and was like wtf amander believes in jebus???

 

[AmandaRose]

amander believes in jebus???

Haha if I started to believe in such nonsense then that really would be a joke