Post horrible pick up lines here

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  1. Dionicio3
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    Self explanatory, I'll start

    Hey girl, are you a narcotic? Because I'd eat you before bed.
     


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    Your mom's basement.
    Stop replying to spam threads.
     
  3. Dionicio3
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    Dionicio3 Some Cool Skiddo

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    wut
     
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    Might as well go with a classic
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    GOD DAMN IT FAST! he said horrible
     
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    Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
     
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    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
     
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    Wanna fuck?
     
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    Are you a combination of my childhood traumas and recent memories? 'Cause gurl u r a dream.
     
  15. Dionicio3
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    Dionicio3 Some Cool Skiddo

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    I have heard this before on a kids show
     
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  16. supergamer368

    supergamer368 high on froot loops all the time

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    Idk i think i heard it somewhere but i dont know where
    EDIT: I wasnt replying that was a pickup line
    EDIT: another one: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
     
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    hey babe, want me to drive my train in your tunnel?
     
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    Hey look up at the stars. It's written right there that we're going to fuck in the bushes tonight.
     
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    my dad works for nintendo.