Post horrible pick up lines here

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  1. Dionicio3
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    Self explanatory, I'll start

    Hey girl, are you a narcotic? Because I'd eat you before bed.
     
  2. DarthDub

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    Your mom's basement.
    Stop replying to spam threads.
     
  3. Dionicio3
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    wut
     
  4. FAST6191

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    Might as well go with a classic
    Is that a ladder in your tights or my ladder up to heaven?
     
  5. Flame

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    GOD DAMN IT FAST! he said horrible
     
  6. Veho

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    If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
     
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    Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
     
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    Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
     
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    :unsure:
     
  10. Boogieboo6

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    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
     
  11. Felek666

    Felek666 retarded memekid which no one likes

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    Hey babe, want me to alt+f4 you from your parents?
     
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    Kill? Close?
     
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  13. smileyhead

    smileyhead Press Start whenever!

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    Wanna fuck?
     
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  14. supergamer368

    supergamer368 This sentence is false.

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    Are you a combination of my childhood traumas and recent memories? 'Cause gurl u r a dream.
     
  15. Dionicio3
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    I have heard this before on a kids show
     
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  16. supergamer368

    supergamer368 This sentence is false.

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    Idk i think i heard it somewhere but i dont know where
    EDIT: I wasnt replying that was a pickup line
    EDIT: another one: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
     
    Last edited by supergamer368, Jul 29, 2017
  17. Ricken

    Ricken This is your only chance.

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    I really like the word "legs". Can I spread the word?
     
  18. Noctosphere

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    hey babe, want me to drive my train in your tunnel?
     
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    Hey look up at the stars. It's written right there that we're going to fuck in the bushes tonight.
     
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