Post horrible pick up lines here

[Dionicio3]

Self explanatory, I'll start

Hey girl, are you a narcotic? Because I'd eat you before bed.

 

[DarthDub]

Stop replying to spam threads.

 

[Dionicio3]

Stop replying to spam threads.

wut

 

[FAST6191]

Might as well go with a classic
Is that a ladder in your tights or my ladder up to heaven?

 

[Flame]

Might as well go with a classic
Is that a ladder in your tights or my ladder up to heaven?

GOD DAMN IT FAST! he said horrible

 

[Veho]

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

 

[VinsCool]

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Noctosphere]

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[VinsCool]

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Boogieboo6]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[Deleted User]

Hey babe, want me to alt+f4 you from your parents?

 

[gnmmarechal]

Hey babe, want me to alt+f4 you from your parents?

Kill? Close?

 

[smileyhead]

Wanna fuck?

 

[supergamer368]

Are you a combination of my childhood traumas and recent memories? 'Cause gurl u r a dream.

 

[Dionicio3]

Are you a combination of my childhood traumas and recent memories? 'Cause gurl u r a dream.

I have heard this before on a kids show

 

[supergamer368]

Idk i think i heard it somewhere but i dont know where
EDIT: I wasnt replying that was a pickup line
EDIT: another one: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?

 

[Ricken]

I really like the word "legs". Can I spread the word?

 

[Noctosphere]

hey babe, want me to drive my train in your tunnel?

 

[Deleted User]

When there is a clear night sky you say to a girl while pointing to the stars

Hey look up at the stars. It's written right there that we're going to fuck in the bushes tonight.

 

[migles]