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[impeeza]

I knew that sounded familiar but couldn't place it

I'd never heard the original, only this version

I had to look the meaning of the joke, I am not aquanted to any version, when searched the original my mind go "yes you did ear it some time"



by the way I did recognize because my mother used to sing the "spanish" version of that song. that's why I didn't get the "Y" joke , on spanish "Why" is "Porqué" and on the song version the "why" is reeplaced by "mi: my"

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Noctosphere]

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how???

 

[hippy dave]

how???

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50.0815660685%
49.9184339315%
Rounding.

 

[x65943]

how???

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307/613 = 0.50082
306/613 = 0.49918

Round both up to two digits

50%
50%

And to three digits

50.1%
49.9%

But they only rounded to 2 so it ends up equal

 

[impeeza]

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how???

View attachment 358886

50.0815660685%
49.9184339315%
Rounding.

307/613 = 0.50082
306/613 = 0.49918

Round both up to two digits

50%
50%

And to three digits

50.1%
49.9%

But they only rounded to 2 so it ends up equal

Fishy like presidential elections

 

[Noctosphere]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

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Florida Man attempts to sacrifice son, claims "God" told him to do it.
Florida Man arrested for arson and animal cruelty after tying burning torches to foxes' tails and setting them loose in the neighbour's field.
(The entire story of Samson is Florida Man gold.)

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[JuanMena]

Merci!​

 

[Badda]

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Merci!​

https://www.lapalettequeenwest.ca/

 

[Deleted member 344130]

https://www.lapalettequeenwest.ca/

Well black out and leaving the number wasn't to smart.

 

[JuanMena]

I had to look the meaning of the joke, I am not aquanted to any version, when searched the original my mind go "yes you did ear it some time"



by the way I did recognize because my mother used to sing the "spanish" version of that song. that's why I didn't get the "Y" joke , on spanish "Why" is "Porqué" and on the song version the "why" is reeplaced by "mi: my"

There's a Spanish version?
Who's?

I've never heard the Spanish version, so I'm curious.

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I think it's me... maybe...
I have a Ph. D in trolling, so it might be me...

 

[CoolMe]

 

[JuanMena]

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Reminds me to the joke:
"Cómo cojeis un taxi en España?"
"Por el mofle, jaja"
"Cómo llamáis a los hijos de puta aquí?"
"Yo no los llamo, ellos llegan solitos"

 

[SylverReZ]

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Merci!​

They didn't censor the phone number so you can still find out the restaurant.

 

[CoolMe]

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Reminds me to the joke:
"Cómo cojeis un taxi en España?"
"Por el mofle, jaja"
"Cómo llamáis a los hijos de puta aquí?"
"Yo no los llamo, ellos llegan solitos"

Meaning?

 

[SylverReZ]

Reminds me to the joke:
"How do you get a taxi to Spain?"
"By the muffle, haha"
"What do you call the sons of bitches here?"
"I don't call them, they arrive by themselves"

Translation.