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[FAST6191]

Is it really accurate?
I usually find I come to the end of the pie and there then needs to be another pie.

Also that does not account for pie ending up in my beard and/or moustache.

 

[Veho]

Pie chart jokes?

And now for something completely different.

Also, take comissions for fetish porn.

 

[AmandaRose]

 

[NoNAND]

 

[Veho]

 

[AceX]

Accurate pie chart

More accurate:

 

[FAST6191]

More accurate:
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I recall at one point an episode of mythbusters that weighed the host, weighed the burger before being eaten and then again following eating. It was less than the sum of its parts, presumed to be as a result of exhalation of water, CO2 and whatever else. I can't imagine an equal mass or volume is generated here.

 

[AceX]

I recall at one point an episode of mythbusters that weighed the host, weighed the burger before being eaten and then again following eating. It was less than the sum of its parts, presumed to be as a result of exhalation of water, CO2 and whatever else. I can't imagine an equal mass or volume is generated here.

Look closer, there's spaces to account for that.

 

[AmandaRose]

 

[Alexander1970]

 

[the_randomizer]

 

[Veho]

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"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
""No!""
"Didn't you check the speedometer?"
"I did, it said I was going "NO!""

 

[Alexander1970]

 

[Veho]

 

[Veho]

 

[Veho]

 

[Veho]

 

[AmandaRose]

 

[FAST6191]

I have occasionally been asked that question (or the ? years out variant) in either job interview or "getting to know you" type scenarios, and I find it one of the worst/least inspired questions going really (I think I would rather have 10 variations on "tell me about a time where you turned a weakness into a strength").
My reply is always "dead".
They often then double down and ask for half that time or something. Same response.
Rinse and repeat.

 

[Alexander1970]

Love can be so beautiful......