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What the fuck went down at this place to make them have to make up these rules?

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One very, very obnoxious intoxicated penguin.

It would be nice to imagine some Rube Goldberg-esque chain of vulgarity, nudity, slapstick violence and OSHA violations culminating in the place being closed down for a week for fumigation and unspecified cleaning (and printing of that warning poster), but Occam's razor says it's more likely that it was just one obnoxious intoxicated penguin.


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Is there though? Leaving aside effects of walls and other things making it more complicated I imagine the temperature gradient means one side will be overdone and the other underdone for anything resembling the average size of pizza. Maybe if it was vertical and maybe if it was a mini pizza.
 

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I don't think the gradient would be that high at that distance from the epicenter. A bigger issue would be that the temperature wouldn't be constant. The instructions on the box are ver specific. Then again I've been following directions on those boxes for years and the pizza was never good, so maybe a different approach would help.
 
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