Because those one-click patchers are so difficult to use that you needed to think of a blatant hyperbole to supplement your whining, right?You say it's bland, but I say I like this elegance better than hacking system DLLS in Windows XP so it doesn't look like I'm living in 1998.
Regardless, I'm not going to try and change your opinion. If you like generic OSX then thats of course your choice.