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I nearly shat myself on this conversation. Funniest ever.
DICTIONARY:
Batty - Batty is a surname and is most commonly found in Yorkshire, northern England.
DICTIONARY:
Batty - Batty is a surname and is most commonly found in Yorkshire, northern England.
Omegle said:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey batty
You: hey motherfucker!
Stranger: how's it going?
You: you fuckin' your mom tonight?
You: 'cos if you are, I'd love to help!
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i did that yesterday
You: oh really? How was she?
Stranger: it's my grandmother's time tonight
Stranger: she was good, yeah
You: good.
You: has anyone ever told you that you are a big motherfucker?
Stranger: nope
You: well you are![]()
Stranger: people usually just tell me that i'm gorgeous, intelligent, witty etc etc
You: ohh. That's nice. Anyways, back on topic. You speak americano?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: you?
You: nah nah nah naaah
You: dadada da da daaa
Stranger: that song pisses me off
Stranger: it reminds me of slutty 12 year olds
You: we no speak americano.
You: da da da daah
You: da da da
You: na na naa
You: da da da daaa
You: nah nah nah nah nah naah da da
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: nice
You: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doooooooo doo
Stranger: up 4 sex 2nyt?
You: we no speak americano
You: t4 54 ero503?
Stranger: no
You: e93 i492 haeed02?
You: we no speak americano
Stranger: no
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Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: shut up
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: you take it up the batty
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: battyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: do doo doo doooo do doo doo do do doooo
You: americano
You: can i say something?
Stranger: sure
You: DERRRRRRRRRRRP
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: HERP DERP DERPY DERP
You: DURRRRRRRP
You: you battyman
Stranger: omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: how offensive
You: oh dear, I'm so sorry you DERRRRRRRRRRRRPER
Stranger: t******
You: I've got a joke.
You: Want to hear it?
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkk go for it honey bee
You: You're the joke.
You:![]()
Stranger: lololololololol
Stranger: comedy gold
You: Thank you, thank you ~
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Stranger: YOU LOVE BATTIES
Stranger: YOU LOVE BATTIES
You: No.
Stranger: YOU WANT BATTIES
Stranger: YOU ARE A BATTY
You: I like bats
You: The things that hang down from trees.
You: Man, they're some nice birds.
Stranger: WRONG
Stranger: YOU LOVE BATTIES
You: Computer says no.
Stranger: batty computer
You: Computer says no.
You: C
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You: !
Stranger: you