Pissing-In-My-Pants conversation on Omegle

[Deleted User]

I nearly shat myself on this conversation. Funniest ever.

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Batty - Batty is a surname and is most commonly found in Yorkshire, northern England.

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Stranger: hey batty
You: hey motherfucker!
Stranger: how's it going?
You: you fuckin' your mom tonight?
You: 'cos if you are, I'd love to help!
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i did that yesterday
You: oh really? How was she?
Stranger: it's my grandmother's time tonight
Stranger: she was good, yeah
You: good.
You: has anyone ever told you that you are a big motherfucker?
Stranger: nope
You: well you are

Stranger: people usually just tell me that i'm gorgeous, intelligent, witty etc etc
You: ohh. That's nice. Anyways, back on topic. You speak americano?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: you?
You: nah nah nah naaah
You: dadada da da daaa
Stranger: that song pisses me off
Stranger: it reminds me of slutty 12 year olds
You: we no speak americano.
You: da da da daah
You: da da da
You: na na naa
You: da da da daaa
You: nah nah nah nah nah naah da da
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: nice
You: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doooooooo doo
Stranger: up 4 sex 2nyt?
You: we no speak americano
You: t4 54 ero503?
Stranger: no
You: e93 i492 haeed02?
You: we no speak americano
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: shut up
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: you take it up the batty
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: battyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: do doo doo doooo do doo doo do do doooo
You: americano
You: can i say something?
Stranger: sure
You: DERRRRRRRRRRRP
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: HERP DERP DERPY DERP
You: DURRRRRRRP
You: you battyman
Stranger: omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: how offensive
You: oh dear, I'm so sorry you DERRRRRRRRRRRRPER
Stranger: t******
You: I've got a joke.
You: Want to hear it?
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkk go for it honey bee
You: You're the joke.
You:

Stranger: lololololololol
Stranger: comedy gold
You: Thank you, thank you ~
You: F
You: U
You: C
You: K
You:
You: Y
You: O
You: U
You:
You: B
You: A
You: T
You: T
You: Y
You:
Stranger: YOU LOVE BATTIES
Stranger: YOU LOVE BATTIES
You: No.
Stranger: YOU WANT BATTIES
Stranger: YOU ARE A BATTY
You: I like bats
You: The things that hang down from trees.
You: Man, they're some nice birds.
Stranger: WRONG
Stranger: YOU LOVE BATTIES
You: Computer says no.
Stranger: batty computer
You: Computer says no.
You: C
You: O
You: M
You: P
You: U
You: T
You: E
You: R
You:
You: S
You: A
You: Y
You: S
You:
You: N
You: O
You: !
Stranger: you

 

[impizkit]

You clearly have too much time on your hands. That was retarded.

 

[Deleted User]

You clearly have too much time on your hands. That was retarded.

I know, right?

 

[Endrit49]

cool story, bro

 

[luke_c]

P.I. Staker? Peter Ian Staker? Someone's been watching Hot Fuzz

Can't say that conversation was anything special though.

 

[PeregrinFig]

I read all that constantly thinking "when's the piss-my-pants funny part coming?". I've had WAY funnier conversations on Omegle. None of which I've saved, unfortunately.

 

[Deleted User]

P.I. Staker? Peter Ian Staker? Someone's been watching Hot Fuzz

Can't say that conversation was anything special though.

Well, it was on TV a few days ago. Who can blame me?

 

[ProtoKun7]

And in today's news, NARU70 FR34K meets Hatsu. Lack of win ensues.