Owel, time to change that "I played every NES cart" title.

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  1. H1B1Esquire
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    Earth, bro-dude.
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    So, it looks like Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) of the
    Clerks
    ,
    Mallrats
    , and eventual
    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
    universe have finally turned this:







    in to a chance to get this






    Yes, they released a game for NES.

    The only question besides, "Is it worth it?" should be, "How long before a Wii U and 3DS release?"

    An answer I'll give you for fun, roughly 679 NES games have been released in North America...and one more joins the list.

    You can pre-order the game at https://limitedrungames.com/collections/neo-frontpage/products/jay-and-silent-bob-mall-brawl-nes for $54.99....in three exciting colors!

    Also of note, LRG has Dreamcast and N64 HDMI cables available, but they've S/O of the PS1/2 and SNES HDMI cables.
    If you feel sad, you can snag the SEGA CD Snatcher soundtrack, take that, Nintendo!
    https://limitedrungames.com/?utm_so...201778443&mc_cid=616ffb4910&mc_eid=1ee0237dfa[/SPOILER]
     
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    I love Jay and Silent Bob. it's been years since I've seen the movie though. wasn't there a tie in with the movie "Dogma"?
     
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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Yes, but that had

    and


    So, I kind of...said, "The puppets were better."
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    Forgot to tell you, as I enjoyed the hell out of those guys
     
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    haha, never seen team america, but I do remember affleck and damon in dogma.
     
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    Earth, bro-dude.
    It's okay--once you watch it, you'll be sad because they never made a sequel.....just like
    Kung Pow!

    By the way, they're showing the movie from October 15-February 26
    https://rebootroadshow.com
     
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    I saw one of those top ten lists of most offensive movies a while back, and I think team america was on the list. :D
     
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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Matt and Trey (creators of South Park) would definitely fit the bill for creating that. If you don't get offended easy or just don't care, it's a hilarious movie and it's a good Dra-medy (I think musical, too...?)

    I definitely recommend all of these movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Team America, and Kung Pow!) on a lazy day.

    There are even animated versions of Clerks and other Jay and Silent Bob movies (most recent was in 2014, I believe).
     
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    hmm...love kevin smith. I think he got either kicked off a plane or was required to buy two seats on some airline for being too fat. he's much bigger than he was in the movies, based on recent interviews I've seen of him.
     
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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Take it from me, the camera adds ten pounds.
    But, that's why I linked rebootroadshow to you--they are apparently going to be at these showings of the film and answering questions....it could change your life....maybe.
     
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    I'll be sure to check those movies out. I recently got an nvidia shield, and right now I just have some of my favorite tv series on it. I was also hoping to watch star wars episode viii on it. I didn't like vii too much in the movies, but I grew to like when I saw it again on the tv.
     
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    Earth, bro-dude.
    I think you'll like them--they're from the Golden Age of relevant comedy Kung Pow! is a little, "hmmmm-ish" if you don't enjoy old Kung-Fu movies, but Team America is on a different level--there's a scene where you can visibly see the talent and time it takes for people to do masterful puppetry and a decent satirical script that actually makes you laugh at society.

    As for Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, it's supposedly a sequel to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and with the addition of a Q&A, that makes it all the better--I think I might see it four times, if possible. That's one thing NV Shield can't do properly.
     
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    I don't remember the movie too well, but I remember liking it. I think there was some sort of comic book in it or for it.
     
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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Bluntman and Chronic--they had a lot of promo material. I think there's a shitton of merchandise and apparently, they have stuff at comic-con besides shirts and "expected" stuff.
     
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    lol, yes that's it. I'm on disability, and sometimes I feel like weed might help, especially with things like anxiety for which mine is crippling.
     
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    This is just a ROM hack of River City Ransom isn't it??? Also, the new River City Girls is hecka good, you should try it out if you like side-scrolling beat-em-ups! :D
     
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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Oh, shit, I never knew, but I'm glad you don't have to deal with big pharma poisoning you--here's a fun one to look forward to (in the future):
    Currently, there are like four cities that have VIP passes ($200.00-$750.00) to the movie and this is what is included:

    VIP1 - VIP Meet & Greet Experience ($750)

    • GA with early entry
    • One on One time with Kevin & Jay
    • Take a picture with Kevin & Jay backstage
    • One commemorative VIP laminate
    • Ultra Exclusive VIP collectable merch item


    VIP2 - VIP Photo Op Experience ($200)

    • GA with early entry
    • Take a Picture with Kevin & Jay
    • One commemorative VIP laminate
    • Ultra Exclusive VIP collectable merch item
    There will be other cities for 2020 and hopefully, they won't sell out.
     
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    Oh I see, it's a digital game, not a real NES cart... I was wondering where the terrible lag and screen flicker of 2-player River City Ransom was xD
     
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    I used to go to trek expos when they were here in my town. and, I've seen Paul McCartney (twice) and Roger Waters of pink floyd in concert, so $250 is okay I guess (maybe if I was a bigger fan), but $750 or whatever is insane. I think that's how much tickets up to the stage were for both concerts. as for trek expo, that's like a three day pass with signatures of the main people.
     
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    Earth, bro-dude.
    Technically, but not-so-technically. There was a straight-up Nekketsu clone that relesed on PC recently, but I can;'t remember the name. As for the new version (women saving Kunio), saw it; want it; play it with someone, sometime during fall, because....you know.

    LRG has the physical cart, but if you get Chronic Blunt Punch, you'll get the digital for Mall Brawl free.
     
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    sorry, life story: that was before disability, so I definitely don't have that kind of money anymore. I've only been on disability for 14 months, and I think it lasts 3 years, then you have to renew. with my condition, it's a lifetime long struggle, so I'm going to try to get on permanent disability. I've already had my student loans forgiven, which takes three years, so I had started that before getting on disability.
     
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