Ouya vs. ESA

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  1. LightyKD
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  2. KingVamp

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    Looks like even the Ouya has an E3 presence.
     
  3. Wintrale

    Wintrale GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    The ESA's time is limited?

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Foxi4

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    Oh-ho-ho! Ah-ha-ha! :rofl2:

    ...Okay. The "OUYA Park" is apparently on the E3's parking lot. Here's the thing - a parking lot is not a stage, it's... well, for parking. If the OUYA representatives are so cheap that they didn't even want to rent a booth and show all their smartphone OUYA games there, that's their problem.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    Oh my goodness! Look at all those queues! Look at the bustling activity! And those crowds won't have access to the latest and greatest OUYA content because ESA parked a truck on their own parking lot! What a travesty! ;O;

    ESA's days truly are numbered if they park a truck specifically to impede access to OUYA content for all the 6 people who were interested in it. ;O;
     
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  5. KingVamp

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    Ouya, single-handedly , is going to take down the ESA. :tpi:
     
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  6. Gahars

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    Why do you need the Ouya to play in fantasy worlds when it's clear you've already invented your own?
     
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    I actually laughed at the "Ouya at E3" thing.
     
  8. GameWinner

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    Why is Ouya at E3?
    Go home.
     
  9. Wintrale

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    They're just butthurt that they couldn't make a Kickstarter to fund their E3 booth. :creep:
     
  10. Foxi4

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    This just in, homeless people of L.A are using the OUYA Park to get some shade, since the stage is on a parking lot and it's "Open Source", meaning freely available. Apparently they too criticize the concept and claim that it's not a console of the 21st century.*

    #HomelessArmy
    #OUYASWAG
    #AlmostTookALeak
    #NoElectricityNoCry




    *P4RGAMING isn't an actual news site - it is a parody website... but their OUYA stuff is just pure gold. :yay:
     
  11. LightyKD
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    for those of you saying that there is nobody hanging out at the booth....

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    I'm SO excited! I really cant wait for June 25th. Also, the Ouya got a big E3 system update today for those already with consoles!

    @ Foxi: I also read that article was laughing my ass off! It was too funny!
     
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    WITH YOUR MEDIOCRE ANDROID BASED DRILL THRUST THROUGH THE SKY.

    EDIT: In response to the "fight the power"
     
  13. Foxi4

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    You're not seriously comparing a group photo of a couple of people to what's happening inside the conference center, right? :P I mean, if I were at E3, I'd hop in to have a look even if only for the free drinks, but that doesn't equate to actual interest. :D
     
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  14. LightyKD
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    As far as I see it, any exposure is good exposure. I like market expansion. On a side note I am very interested in a Wii U....early next year. Right now, it's the year of Ouya for me and I like seeing more options for different people. Everybody should have the opportunity to enjoy all that gaming can offer.
     
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    Next up, OUYA invading parking lots across the world! It starts in L.A, it ends on your doorstep! OUYA shipping container Stage, Transform and Roll Out!





    *Not really.
     
  16. kehkou

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    Do those bags say PcP?:rofl2:
     
  17. LightyKD
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    It;s supposed to be PDP but yeah... dat logo
     
  18. Foxi4

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    Ah, y'see, many people complained that the OUYA is powered by smartphone technology but doesn't have a screen. Now due to a recent partnership with POP Station Limited, OUYA will receive high-quality interchangable screens for each game, powered by Next Generation POP Station technology as seen on PCP* and POP Stations.


    The screens will be sent to all the users who purchase games on the OUYA store using trained Chinese Mail Snails. This partnership marks the next stage of OUYA development and guarantees exclusive releases of smash hits such as "Street Overlord" and "Submarine Invasion".


    *Not to be confused with Phencyclidine, also called PCP

    EDIT: To be fair, according to the photos from PlayOuya, there actually is some activity at the booth... which isn't too suprising, people might as well hop in and check what's up while they're there but hey! :D
     
  19. GameWinner

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    W-wait. There is at least one person interested in Ouya?
    You really do learn something new everyday!
     
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    *Whew* You had me worried there. I thought for a second that people were interested.