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By Zonix, Jun 22, 2008
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It's my 10th birthday! I can become a pokémon trainer now
Hello NATHILIUS! I am PROFESSOR OAK, a world renowned expert it Pokémon. Today you become a real Pokémon trainer! First, pick a name for my grandson who is also your fiercest enemy. His name is DOUCHE? OK then.
Please pick a small animal to journey across the entire country unsupervised with. You picked SQUIRTLE, the water type? And you, DOUCHE, decided to pick BULBASAUR, the grass type, just to piss him off?
One last thing, NATHILIUS, remember to look out for pedophiles. They're all over this damn country.
haha.. ten.. when i was ten.. i didnt even know what the internet was.
I don't want Squirtle! I want Pikachu!
It seems like Oak came.
You can't believe its your birthday? It happens once a year, it shouldn't have surprised you!
its a big lol.
That always seemed odd to me... some old guy who claims to be a professor give's you a high tech device that he could probably track you (GPS?) and sends you out to roam the country by yourself...
And your dad is never in the picture, so your mom is perfectly ok with it... wow... I'm suprised Prof. Oak hasn't been on To Catch A Predator yet!
Happy birthday? Uhh...gotta catch 'em all! :3
Well, be glad, I'm sure Professor Oak came when you appeared at his house
Nah, you have a dad in some of the games
Nice to meet you Nathilius!
I'm Misty and you stole my bike! So, I'll stalk you forever!
Professor Oak is Ash's dad. He just doesn't have the heart to tell him that he abandoned him when he was just a baby...
I just started playing Pokemon Brown (hack of Red) And I named my rival "A Moron"
so whenevr he sends out a squirtle it should say "A Moron sent out squirtle!"
That made me lol.I lol'ed alot.