1. Zonix

    OP Zonix GBAtemp Regular
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    It's my 10th birthday! I can become a pokémon trainer now [​IMG]
     
  2. SkH

    SkH GBAtemp Maniac
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    Uh... lol?
     
  3. chuckstudios

    chuckstudios Putting the pro in procrastination
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    Hello NATHILIUS! I am PROFESSOR OAK, a world renowned expert it Pokémon. Today you become a real Pokémon trainer! First, pick a name for my grandson who is also your fiercest enemy. His name is DOUCHE? OK then.

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    Please pick a small animal to journey across the entire country unsupervised with. You picked SQUIRTLE, the water type? And you, DOUCHE, decided to pick BULBASAUR, the grass type, just to piss him off?

    [​IMG][​IMG]

    One last thing, NATHILIUS, remember to look out for pedophiles. They're all over this damn country.
     
  4. FreshSoul

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    haha.. ten.. when i was ten.. i didnt even know what the internet was.
     
  5. Zonix

    OP Zonix GBAtemp Regular
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    I don't want Squirtle! I want Pikachu!
     
  6. Mazor

    Mazor Z80 master arch
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    It seems like Oak came.
     
  7. science

    science science rules
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    You can't believe its your birthday? It happens once a year, it shouldn't have surprised you!
     
  8. Upperleft

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    HAHAHA NO
     
  9. Man18

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    its a big lol.
     
  10. zidane_genome

    zidane_genome My sword has a +2 bleeding... wanna test it out?
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    That always seemed odd to me... some old guy who claims to be a professor give's you a high tech device that he could probably track you (GPS?) and sends you out to roam the country by yourself...

    And your dad is never in the picture, so your mom is perfectly ok with it... wow... I'm suprised Prof. Oak hasn't been on To Catch A Predator yet!
     
  11. distorted.freque

    distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!
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    Happy birthday? Uhh...gotta catch 'em all! :3
     
  12. Wabsta

    Wabsta you fight like a dairy farmer
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    Well, be glad, I'm sure Professor Oak came when you appeared at his house [​IMG]
     
  13. science

    science science rules
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    Nah, you have a dad in some of the games
     
  14. Harumy

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    Nice to meet you Nathilius!

    I'm Misty and you stole my bike! So, I'll stalk you forever!
     
  15. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!
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    Professor Oak is Ash's dad. He just doesn't have the heart to tell him that he abandoned him when he was just a baby...
     
  16. Mewgia

    Mewgia drifter
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    I just started playing Pokemon Brown (hack of Red) And I named my rival "A Moron"

    so whenevr he sends out a squirtle it should say "A Moron sent out squirtle!"
     
  17. Eternal Myst

    Eternal Myst Back from the Myst.
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    That made me lol.I lol'ed alot.
    Thank you.
     
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