Okay so what the f*** do you mean whos coming after me and why?

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I can't tell if its just my hallucinations or not but you got me fucked up, seriously. What did you mean by that? And what exactly do you want me to do. I'm half convinced you're who he was and you're gonna scam me or something or just have my shit locked up in transit. Have I got that right? Or am I over thinking it because I need sleep.
 

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Whenever I'm out in public my butt cheeks slap real hard in a vibrating motion when I fart whenever I try to squeeze my butt cheeks together tight to try to prevent any sound from escaping from me trying to prevent myself from suffering from embarrassment.

The slapping motion creates a super sonic force that propels and amplifies the sound that makes it 10 times louder which defeats the purpose of me squeezing my cheeks together to try to prevent gaseous sound from escaping.
 
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