NSFW joke.

[Rydian]

NSFW adult joke follows.

Spoiler: No, seriously. NSFW joke. Not safe for work. Adult material.

If you were Steve Jobs for a day...

What I'd do is the following (no particular order):

Buy myself a macbook using my staff discount (I'm presuming he'd get a discount on Apple stuff).
Play with said macbook.
Fap.
Have a one night stand with a woman.

He has a wife =\

So? He's Steve Jobs. The guy's rich. He owns controlling shares in a ridiculous amount of influential companies. He can do what he wants, and wife-y don't gotta know.

Maybe his wife would be into it?

I dunno if he's able tho. Bro had a serious pancreatic procedure. Insulin problems can make that sort of thing difficult.

The year we got nothing but the Macbook Air he had the entirety of the hardware department creating him a new penis - stronger, faster, more efficient, with Bluetooth connectivity and an aesthetic appeal that would make a lesbian blush. Chargeable over USB with thirty-six guaranteed-to-satisfy routines preprogrammed into it (and an Automator-like app for 'programming' new ones), it is the pinacle of penis technology.

Jobs has no problems in bed, because he wields the Excalibur of penises, the Mjollnir of dongs, the Masamune of cocks - Jobs has the iCock.

 

[PyroSpark]

LAWLS YESZ WIN

 

[iYoshi-]

ahahaha

 

[Thoob]

LOLCATS.

 

[ProtoKun7]

I saw "NSFW joke." and I thought "Yep. It's Rydian" before my eyes had finished scrolling over to Topic Starter.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

wut

 

[bnwchbammer]

It doesn't have flash support though.

 

[raulpica]

NSFW adult joke follows.

Spoiler: No, seriously. NSFW joke. Not safe for work. Adult material.

Jobs has no problems in bed, because he wields the Excalibur of penises, the Mjollnir of dongs, the Masamune of cocks - Jobs has the iCock.

That part is EPIC

 

[Ritsuki]

I lol'd.

 

[Maverick Lunar X]

It doesn't have flash support though.