Need help coming out to my parents...

[BORTZ]

My parents have always been great to me. Supportive, loving, and helpful. Even still, im scared. They have always been moderate to strong republicans, and on top of that, even stronger Christians, as a I. Lately, I have been having these feelings... and I dont know how to tell them I might... I might be...

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a libertarian

Help?

 

[Veho]

I might be...

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a libertarian

You disgust me

 

[iceypathx]

I expected this to be a joke.

 

[emigre]

Tell them to earn your cock.

I don't know how that would help but you never know.

 

[GameWinner]

Bortz is a sad sad human being...

 

[Gahars]

Offer them a 60 page treatise on the merits of the free market and the evils of free-loading parasites. That'll show them... I mean, I'm not exactly sure what that will show them, but it will show them something.

 

[Foxi4]

Bortz is a "Free Thinker".

Here, a gift which will protect your precious brain from the dangerous waves of sheeple brain activity, also known as "the stupidity wave":

Good luck and take care, Bortz.

 

[BORTZ]

/Wipes away the tears

Thanks guys <3

 

[osirisjem]

I might be...

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a libertarian

Help?

I thought you were going to say GAY !
Sounds like your parents might prefer you being gay vs. libertarian ?
Unless you are going to campaign for Rand Paul, just stay in the closet.

 

[Gahars]

I thought you were going to say GAY !\

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[Flame]

RIGHT WING POWER!!!

why cant we live live in a world where we are all one race? the rich get richer? we kill all gays? we kill all people who dont believe in what we believe? we should live in a world where religion laws are laws? and science should be banned.


fuck you bortz...

 

[Gahars]

RIGHT WING POWER!!!

why cant we live live in a world where we are all one race? the rich get richer? we kill all gays? we kill all people who dont believe in what we believe? we should live in a world where religion is laws are laws? and science should be banned.


fuck you bortz...

If you're not right wing, you're wrong wing.

 

[Flame]

If you're not right wing, you're wrong wing.

you are on the _right_ path... great mighty Gahars.

 

[Deleted-236924]

I thought you were gonna say you are Spiderman.

 

[Veho]

I thought you were gonna say you are Spiderman.

Nah, that was pretty obvious.

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Due to all the masturbating.

 

[Hadrian]

I was hoping you'd be a liberterdrian...this is just...I dunno...

 

[ComeTurismO]

LMFAO HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[The Catboy]

Tell them you are Spiderman first.