Nebulas 3 team

[x65943]

I am starting a haxing group for only the most E-1337 hax0rs

(P.S. if you can't read that you aren't E-1337)

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Goal:
hax the switch 2
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Method:
TBD
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Features:
Free gamez
Online and no bans
Direct r34 integration
Fellatio mode
Anti/pro Palestine music (depending on what side you're on)
ERP chat rooms
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To do:
We have developed the ideas, now all we need is someone to exploit the system and do the coding. I have started the coding and the scripts are attached to this post. They just need a bit of debugging
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Ideas going forward:
Patreon
Nebulas 3 merch
NAMBLA meetup, (the Marlon Brando one)
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How YOU can help?:
We have done the hardest part which is think up the ideas, the relatively easy part is just to do the coding and get it running, maybe some bug testers too
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Code for download:
Exploit.elf
CFW.iso
Keys.xyz

(some of the code chatgpt couldn't finish, that's where the debuggers come in)
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Apply below!

x64827484

 

[x65943]

If anyone has experience with holyC or Fortran step to the front of the line

Html coding for the Myspace page will also be appreciated

---automatically merged, please do not double post---

It's required you listen to this music while you vibe code

You will have to keep camera/mic on so we can verify this before you commit to the Google docs

 

[JK_]

I know C, C++, and can manage my way through some decompiled code if I need to. I'm not too crazy about the NAMBLA thing, but if we can start our own NAMBLA that stands for like North American Man Babe Love Association (Featuring infamous hacking group Nebular3), I think that would be pretty sweet. I'd just hope the other two NAMBLAs don't get confused about our NAMBLA (Featuring infamous hacking group Nebular3). One of those NAMBLAs is the opposite of what I want actually. Anyway, I really think we should start that Patreon ASAP and just kind of ignore it and post like damage control updates when people get mad about stuff. I'll get started by taping wires to my Switch 2 so that it looks like I connected them to something inside of it. I'll draw some squiggly lines in MS paint and take a picture so it looks like I'm super smart and reading squiggly lines.

What are you thinking for merch? We have to get the important stuff out of the way before we even touch hardware or a line of code. I asked ChatGPT for a logo and this is what it gave me:

I think it looks pretty rad.

 

[x65943]

First thing's first we need to setup the patreon so we can get at least one switch 2 to start poking for exploits

I already have a magnet and a DS cart for magneck hacks, I took out the internals and used a rotary saw to make it fit into the switch 2 cart form factor

The second we have the switch 2 in hand I'm gonna try to boot magnet hacks

If that doesn't work I also bought Lego batman

 

[CoolMe]

Direct r34 integration

you had me at this.

btw, for you guise reading this, i just tried it on my swatch 2 and guess what.. IT WORKED!! (totally legit)

 

[x65943]

you had me at this.

btw, for you guise reading this, i just tried it on my swatch 2 and guess what.. IT WORKED!! (totally legit)

Holy shit what did silver the hedgehog and sonic slash look like in beautiful/glorious HDR???1

 

[CoolMe]

Holy shit what did silver the hedgehog and sonic slash look like in beautiful/glorious HDR???1

without mentioning lola bunny?!

 

[x65943]

without mentioning lola bunny?!

Fuck I'm gonna get 50 more luke94 emails after this thread I can tell

 

[JK_]

First thing's first we need to setup the patreon so we can get at least one switch 2 to start poking for exploits

I already have a magnet and a DS cart for magneck hacks, I took out the internals and used a rotary saw to make it fit into the switch 2 cart form factor

The second we have the switch 2 in hand I'm gonna try to book magnet hacks

If that doesn't work I also bought Lego batman

My mom already bought me a Switch 2 for being a good boy and not leaving my room when she brings her boyfriends home. She says I scare them all away because I'm in my 30's and "shouldn't be living here anymore." Fucking moms bro. They just don't get what it's like to be a real man in today's world.

Anyways, about that Patreon: I was looking around at other patreons for "samples" and it seems like the go to route nowadays is to not really work or do what you promised, but just post pictures of yourself in skimpy outfits making weird faces at the camera every couple of weeks or so. Seems like weirdos actually pay for that shit. I think if I hold my Switch 2 to my face while not wearing a shirt, maybe we can get the ball rolling. Maybe I'll even lick my Switch 2 while crossing my eyes. That should really let them know I'm working on hacks and get the money coming in so you can get a Switch 2 too. Then, we get get some shirts and like maybe plushie toys and stickers and sell them.

God damn. This hacking shit is hard. I don't even wanna think about all the nerdy programming shit.

 

[x65943]

My mom already bought me a Switch 2 for being a good boy and not leaving my room when she brings her boyfriends home. She says I scare them all away because I'm in my 30's and "shouldn't be living here anymore." Fucking moms bro. They just don't get what it's like to be a real man in today's world.

Anyways, about that Patreon: I was looking around at other patreons for "samples" and it seems like the go to route nowadays is to not really work or do what you promised, but just post pictures of yourself in skimpy outfits making weird faces at the camera every couple of weeks or so. Seems like weirdos actually pay for that shit. I think if I hold my Switch 2 to my face while not wearing a shirt, maybe we can get the ball rolling. Maybe I'll even lick my Switch 2 while crossing my eyes. That should really let them know I'm working on hacks and get the money coming in so you can get a Switch 2 too. Then, we get get some shirts and like maybe plushie toys and stickers and sell them.

God damn. This hacking shit is hard. I don't even wanna think about all the nerdy programming shit.

I know what you mean, my wife's boyfriend is the same way - I have to basically spend 90% of my day in the basement so they can have their private time

I'm not mad tho, my therapist and I agreed it's healthy for her and I to have our own lives outside of the marriage, plus the prozac has been helping

Unfortunately I spent my paycheck this month buying him a switch 2 so I couldn't afford one for me

Let me know when you get the patreon running, I might be able to trick her into taking a photo with with switch 2 if she is drunk enough after one of their nights out

 

[Cranesbill]

 

[Deleted member 756397]

Good morning,

I recently just discovered your project for the Switch 2 and think we have the same vision and goals and would love to work with you, however my project is called NebulaOS (formerly known as NEBULAS2) and I did start the project a good few weeks before you, you can check my posts, I highly suggest if your serious about this that our teams merge

 

[gnmmarechal]

If anyone has experience with holyC or Fortran step to the front of the line

Html coding for the Myspace page will also be appreciated

---automatically merged, please do not double post---

It's required you listen to this music while you vibe code

You will have to keep camera/mic on so we can verify this before you commit to the Google docs

I can type with my feet if I try hard enough, am I in? my favourite IDE is Word 2016

Post automatically merged: Jul 2, 2025

Good morning,

I recently just discovered your project for the Switch 2 and think we have the same vision and goals and would love to work with you, however my project is called NebulaOS (formerly known as NEBULAS2) and I did start the project a good few weeks before you, you can check my posts, I highly suggest if your serious about this that our teams merge

Erm... I do hope you realise this post is entirely taking the piss

 

[x65943]

I can type with my feet if I try hard enough, am I in? my favourite IDE is Word 2016

Post automatically merged: Jul 2, 2025

Erm... I do hope you realise this post is entirely taking the piss

Mate we only code in Google docs and notepad

Sorry, but your services won't be needed

You can subscribe to our patreon however

 

[JK_]

Good morning,

I recently just discovered your project for the Switch 2 and think we have the same vision and goals and would love to work with you, however my project is called NebulaOS (formerly known as NEBULAS2) and I did start the project a good few weeks before you, you can check my posts, I highly suggest if your serious about this that our teams merge

OMFG! You can't make this shit up! Holy shit I'm choking laughing right now.

 

[Deleted member 756397]

Mate we only code in Google docs and notepad

Sorry, but your services won't be needed

You can subscribe to our patreon however

im sorry are you on a pc or damn toaster what are those specs

 

[gnmmarechal]

Mate we only code in Google docs and notepad

Sorry, but your services won't be needed

You can subscribe to our patreon however

i can copy and paste from word 2016 to google docs in netscape navigator?

 

[x65943]

i can copy and paste from word 2016 to google docs in netscape navigator?

You're in

 

[gnmmarechal]

hell yeah

 

[JK_]

Bear with me guys. I don't have a PC right now, so I'm getting by with my phone and tools I have available. I wrote the first part of our custom firmware as carefully as I could:

If one of you could type that into that Google doc, that'd be great. I think I forgot the semicolon after printf. I tried my best but I started getting frustrated and almost shook it and lost all my work. I think it needs return 0 at the end but I was running out of room and couldn't fit anymore without shaking it all away. I hope this is a good start.