Lali ho!
Things have been getting rather fucked up around here lately. I'm starting to get a little concerned. Here's a short list of things that are making me pause to think what the hell is going on.
- I've been recieving letters of an intimate nature from someone best described as either a secret admirer or a stalker, depends on your outlook on life I suppose. They've been dropping through my door every few days for a few weeks now. They're never signed, nor is there anything that might suggets who's sending them. I don't really see anything threatening in them at all, in fact they're always rather sweet. But all the same it does give me reason to stop and think I might be being watched every now and then, which is a little disconcerting.
- My co-workers are now convinced I'm a wizard. One of the girls had injured her arm. She asked me to take a look at it because it was painful and putting her off her work, so I did. I learned years ago how to control my own mind and focus my energy, block out pain and the like. It's fairly easy. Chi, Ki, magic, psynergy, call it what you will. Simple 'mind over matter' techniques at the core, but quite effective. So I helped her calm her mind and that in turn helped to reduce the pain in her arm. It was easy enough, I barely even touched her, just a gentle touch on the arm and the pain was pretty much gone. Now she and everyone watching thinks I'm a magician or something. Now that's fucked up.
- Pay Day in a little over 2 hours and I've hit a stumbling block. Notably that I've already bought pretty much everything I ever wanted. I might buy myself a new ocarina or two (mentioned in a previous article, go look it up if you want) and I'm certainly picking up that remote controlled F22 Raptor from Maplins (half price) but that's about it. My Xmas shopping is almost all done, and what little is left won't cost more than about £30 at worst. So that still leaves me with several hundred pounds and nothing much to do with it. If I had a bigger room I would without a moment's hesitation buy the bearded dragon they have in my local pet store, but it won't fit anywhere in my house. Shame really. It's covered in spikes and looks fucking awesome. I was gonna call it Bahamut as well
- My MP4 player is still giving me trouble. Several songs won't show up and my 360 isn't connecting to it any more. Strange thing is that it'll connect to my netbook fine, and when it does my netbook shows that the wayward songs are onthere and working fine. Odd.
- My ex girlfriend once again showed up to cause trouble. The thing is that being the dumbass she is, she forgot which JJB store I work at. So she called one of my friends to ask him. So I knew she was coming. So I called the amazingly beautiful Amelia to drop by work to give her the shock of her life. When the ex showed up Amelia was a few minutes ahead of her. She asked Amelia why she was here, to which Amelia replied 'just got back from my ultrasound', wrapping her arm around me and rubbing her stomach as she did. Could not possibly have been timed better. The ex pretty much just crapped her pants and ran out at this point. That's all well and good, but what freaked me out is when Amelia then turned to me and said 'one of these times it'll have to be true, you know', kissed me and walked out. That was rather...unexpected. Been best friends with her for over a decade and while we've always been very close we've never really seen each other as lovers, we're more like brother and sister at this point. So unless she wants us to go fancy dress as Donny and Marie Osmond, then something wierd is going on.
- Funny how I can somehow overcome days of next to no sleep and be working at nearly full speed when I discover that Tony, my rancid vial of anal puss of a supervisor, won't be in all day. It cheered me up so much that the pain in my chest subsided enough for me to focus on my healing techniques. Kept me going until I could make it to my lunch break and take a breather, regain enough strength to end my shift. And all because that helmet smoker wasn't in.
- As I've been typing this, there's been some sort of power problem in the street. My netbook seems entirely unaffected, but my 360 is now being even more of a whore. It gave me the 4 red lights when the power went out (even though it was only out for a fraction of a second) and now the control pad is acting up. It's synced to the system and it works fine on the main menu, letting me sign in, etc. But as soon as I put a DVD in, it just says 'fuck you, not interested'. I swear, if it does the same with games then first thing in the morning I'll be calling in sick then charging into the local council and breaking some skulls. I don't see why I should fork over another 300+ quid for a new 360 because they can't get the power right in the fucking street. I pay my taxes so as far as I'm concerned they're failing to do the job I'm paying them for. Pain in the arse because I've got a Harry Potter marathon going on and was about 2/3rds of the way through Chamber of Secrets. Now I can't use chapter skip to get back where I was. I might just power it down for the night and see if that makes any difference. Getting sick of it though. I've even tried having the damn thing connected to the system via charge cable. It shows that it's synced, but no matter what I press it does a whole lot of nothin'. Suggestions?
- The second pair of gloves finally arrived off eBay and to be fair these are in better condition, but still a little small for me. I'm keeping them because I can get into them and when they're on they're quite comfortable, it's just getting them off that's the problem. As for the first pair, since they're ripped I'm planning to cut them up and the padded areas with the designs on will be sewn to my winter gloves. Add a bit of style flair to gloves that fit my just fine, make use of some otherwise useless material, and I still have the second pair in reserve.
Well, I could go on but I hear you all snoring in my head anyway. Sorry. I seem to write novels as opposed to blogs. But whatever. I get paid in a few hours. Although it looks like all my money now has to go on a new 360. Fucking worthless modern technology. Starting to think it might be a ploy. It's only been fucking up with my MP4 player and now the pad since the last update. Which conveniently arrives shortly before the stores get their Christmas stock of new 360's in. Suspicious much? I THINK NOT, MICROSOFT. You won't get any money out of me simply on principle. Thieves...
Toodles.
A Blaze that was having a great time until his 360 started whoring it up.
'Don't pretend to care. It takes weeks to wash the stench of your bullshit out of the curtains.'
Things have been getting rather fucked up around here lately. I'm starting to get a little concerned. Here's a short list of things that are making me pause to think what the hell is going on.
- I've been recieving letters of an intimate nature from someone best described as either a secret admirer or a stalker, depends on your outlook on life I suppose. They've been dropping through my door every few days for a few weeks now. They're never signed, nor is there anything that might suggets who's sending them. I don't really see anything threatening in them at all, in fact they're always rather sweet. But all the same it does give me reason to stop and think I might be being watched every now and then, which is a little disconcerting.
- My co-workers are now convinced I'm a wizard. One of the girls had injured her arm. She asked me to take a look at it because it was painful and putting her off her work, so I did. I learned years ago how to control my own mind and focus my energy, block out pain and the like. It's fairly easy. Chi, Ki, magic, psynergy, call it what you will. Simple 'mind over matter' techniques at the core, but quite effective. So I helped her calm her mind and that in turn helped to reduce the pain in her arm. It was easy enough, I barely even touched her, just a gentle touch on the arm and the pain was pretty much gone. Now she and everyone watching thinks I'm a magician or something. Now that's fucked up.
- Pay Day in a little over 2 hours and I've hit a stumbling block. Notably that I've already bought pretty much everything I ever wanted. I might buy myself a new ocarina or two (mentioned in a previous article, go look it up if you want) and I'm certainly picking up that remote controlled F22 Raptor from Maplins (half price) but that's about it. My Xmas shopping is almost all done, and what little is left won't cost more than about £30 at worst. So that still leaves me with several hundred pounds and nothing much to do with it. If I had a bigger room I would without a moment's hesitation buy the bearded dragon they have in my local pet store, but it won't fit anywhere in my house. Shame really. It's covered in spikes and looks fucking awesome. I was gonna call it Bahamut as well
- My MP4 player is still giving me trouble. Several songs won't show up and my 360 isn't connecting to it any more. Strange thing is that it'll connect to my netbook fine, and when it does my netbook shows that the wayward songs are onthere and working fine. Odd.
- My ex girlfriend once again showed up to cause trouble. The thing is that being the dumbass she is, she forgot which JJB store I work at. So she called one of my friends to ask him. So I knew she was coming. So I called the amazingly beautiful Amelia to drop by work to give her the shock of her life. When the ex showed up Amelia was a few minutes ahead of her. She asked Amelia why she was here, to which Amelia replied 'just got back from my ultrasound', wrapping her arm around me and rubbing her stomach as she did. Could not possibly have been timed better. The ex pretty much just crapped her pants and ran out at this point. That's all well and good, but what freaked me out is when Amelia then turned to me and said 'one of these times it'll have to be true, you know', kissed me and walked out. That was rather...unexpected. Been best friends with her for over a decade and while we've always been very close we've never really seen each other as lovers, we're more like brother and sister at this point. So unless she wants us to go fancy dress as Donny and Marie Osmond, then something wierd is going on.
- Funny how I can somehow overcome days of next to no sleep and be working at nearly full speed when I discover that Tony, my rancid vial of anal puss of a supervisor, won't be in all day. It cheered me up so much that the pain in my chest subsided enough for me to focus on my healing techniques. Kept me going until I could make it to my lunch break and take a breather, regain enough strength to end my shift. And all because that helmet smoker wasn't in.
- As I've been typing this, there's been some sort of power problem in the street. My netbook seems entirely unaffected, but my 360 is now being even more of a whore. It gave me the 4 red lights when the power went out (even though it was only out for a fraction of a second) and now the control pad is acting up. It's synced to the system and it works fine on the main menu, letting me sign in, etc. But as soon as I put a DVD in, it just says 'fuck you, not interested'. I swear, if it does the same with games then first thing in the morning I'll be calling in sick then charging into the local council and breaking some skulls. I don't see why I should fork over another 300+ quid for a new 360 because they can't get the power right in the fucking street. I pay my taxes so as far as I'm concerned they're failing to do the job I'm paying them for. Pain in the arse because I've got a Harry Potter marathon going on and was about 2/3rds of the way through Chamber of Secrets. Now I can't use chapter skip to get back where I was. I might just power it down for the night and see if that makes any difference. Getting sick of it though. I've even tried having the damn thing connected to the system via charge cable. It shows that it's synced, but no matter what I press it does a whole lot of nothin'. Suggestions?
- The second pair of gloves finally arrived off eBay and to be fair these are in better condition, but still a little small for me. I'm keeping them because I can get into them and when they're on they're quite comfortable, it's just getting them off that's the problem. As for the first pair, since they're ripped I'm planning to cut them up and the padded areas with the designs on will be sewn to my winter gloves. Add a bit of style flair to gloves that fit my just fine, make use of some otherwise useless material, and I still have the second pair in reserve.
Well, I could go on but I hear you all snoring in my head anyway. Sorry. I seem to write novels as opposed to blogs. But whatever. I get paid in a few hours. Although it looks like all my money now has to go on a new 360. Fucking worthless modern technology. Starting to think it might be a ploy. It's only been fucking up with my MP4 player and now the pad since the last update. Which conveniently arrives shortly before the stores get their Christmas stock of new 360's in. Suspicious much? I THINK NOT, MICROSOFT. You won't get any money out of me simply on principle. Thieves...
Toodles.
A Blaze that was having a great time until his 360 started whoring it up.
'Don't pretend to care. It takes weeks to wash the stench of your bullshit out of the curtains.'
We built the cars first. Ask Mr Ford 
