My Café Review

Anyone else think the world inside Conspiracy theorists heads sounds like a lot of fun?

The Catboy · 2024-04-13T22:18:10+00:00

Like, listen to them. The world is flat and filled with fucking humanoid creatures like lizard folks and shit. The government sounds cool as hell and linked to bad ass shit like demons and the same humanoids above. Rich people are immortal and...

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Jun 19, 2010

Guys, I dined at this café. I think I got food poisoning. How do I cure it?

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I didnt actually go there.

gameboy13

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Jun 20, 2010

Do nothing. The time-space continuum will collapse on itself soon, as this is an oxymoron.

SkankyYankee

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Jun 20, 2010

If you feel like puking do it, keep hydrated and sooner or later if it isnt bad youll feel better, if not go see your physician!

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Jun 20, 2010

Blow it out your ass.

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Jun 20, 2010

beegee7730 said:
Blow it out your ass.

nice point. will try.

Deleted-171178

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Jun 20, 2010

I've got balls of steel.

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beegee7730 said:
I've got balls of steel.

ok. not sure i needed to know that, but hey!

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JetKun said:
Guys, I dined at this café. I think I got food poisoning. How do I cure it?

I didnt actually go there.

the hell name for a café is that???

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beegee7730 said:
I've got balls of steel.

BA-BA-BALLS OF STEEL.

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Try visiting a lucky guy.

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