Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

[vladislaus]

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Penis theft in congo

Lol, views on penis theft? anyone penis got stolen if so, write in here.

 

[Salamantis]

Let me check on mi... OMGWTF WHERE IS MY PENIS?

Lol, this is weird...

 

[Bob Loblaw]

haha i heard about this on the howard stern show. howard was like "did any of the people who said their penis was stolen actually look down to check?"
i wonder if they actually have to show that they're missing their penis.

 

[vladislaus]

I'm selling anti stealing penis protection, PM me for a price. XD

 

[Sonicslasher]

Let me check on mi... OMGWTF WHERE IS MY PENIS?

Lol, this is weird...

So that why I have 2.....

 

[Deleted member 110780]

Somebody needs to fill them in on ED XD

 

[BoneMonkey]

the topic made me luagh for about 30 minutes lol

 

[Mewgia]

that's the best excuse for having a small cock I have ever heard

 

[wynsezhello]

maybe these guys are test subjects on a new penis enlargement spell that went wrong. the sorcerer guys must've been thinking about what side effects it would cause and lured some guys to test on. that's why i never taste the food i cook.

 

[The Teej]

No one can steal my penis, it's too heavy to carry

 

[PBC]

OHH the horror!!
but More then half of the world lives everyday without having a penis. Those poor poor...women!

Could this be some strange version of body dysmorphic disorder

Or is this "news story" just bogus?

 

[xcalibur]

that's the best excuse for having a small cock I have ever heard

QFT

Seriously, what the hell?
Does anyone take this serious therE?
Or did the person in charge of the media pull stuff off ED because there was no news?

 

[El-ahrairah]

Damn those aliens from Omicron Persei 8 and their love of human horn! Damn them!