Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

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  1. vladislaus
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    Penis theft in congo

    Lol, views on penis theft? anyone penis got stolen if so, write in here.
     
  2. Salamantis

    Member Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Let me check on mi... OMGWTF WHERE IS MY PENIS?

    Lol, this is weird...
     
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    haha i heard about this on the howard stern show. howard was like "did any of the people who said their penis was stolen actually look down to check?"
    i wonder if they actually have to show that they're missing their penis.
     
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    I'm selling anti stealing penis protection, PM me for a price. XD
     
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    Member Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    So that why I have 2.....
     
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    Member Dio WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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    Somebody needs to fill them in on ED XD
     
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    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    the topic made me luagh for about 30 minutes lol
     
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    that's the best excuse for having a small cock I have ever heard
     
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    maybe these guys are test subjects on a new penis enlargement spell that went wrong. the sorcerer guys must've been thinking about what side effects it would cause and lured some guys to test on. that's why i never taste the food i cook.
     
  10. The Teej

    Former Staff The Teej Also known as The Tjalian

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    No one can steal my penis, it's too heavy to carry [​IMG]
     
  11. PBC

    Member PBC What!? I can change this??

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    OHH the horror!!
    but More then half of the world lives everyday without having a penis. Those poor poor...women!

    Could this be some strange version of body dysmorphic disorder

    Or is this "news story" just bogus?
     
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    Member xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    QFT

    Seriously, what the hell?
    Does anyone take this serious therE?
    Or did the person in charge of the media pull stuff off ED because there was no news?
     
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    Damn those aliens from Omicron Persei 8 and their love of human horn! Damn them!
     

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