Link sucks at Mario Kart

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The lengendary Link known for taking on Ganon and saving Hyrule was asked about why he sucks so much at Mario Kart

"You know I didnt want to do it but Nintendo paid me a ****load of money, and I have an expensive hooker and blow habit to support. I've rode up waterfallas and drove mother ****in trains but I just cant get these %!$*!:;&#!#;&%# !%&#;:!$!:;÷=%€$! karts down."

Nintendo has no current plans to bring Link back to Mario Kart.
 
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