Limericks

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  1. Bourbanog
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    Bourbanog Advanced Member

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    There once was a man named Bertold
    Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
    As he reached for his cup...
    "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
    Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!


    Owned.
     
  2. arctic_flame

    arctic_flame GBAtemp ATMEGA8 Fan

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    lulz
     
  3. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Epic.
    Srsly.
     
  4. Chotaz

    Chotaz I'm back! :D

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    phails [​IMG]
     
  5. Bourbanog
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    Bourbanog Advanced Member

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    There once was a man from deep space
    And all you could see was his face
    It seemed that his gig
    Was to make you move zig
    Or else he would take all your base.
     
  6. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who kept all his cash in a bucket
    His daughter, named Nan
    Ran off with a man
    and as for the bucket...
    [title:wait for it...]Nan tucket
     
  7. Bourbanog
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    Watching porn one night in his flat,
    upon his bed, Timothy sat.
    As he unzipped his fly,
    he looked up with a sigh,
    "Some privacy please, Ceiling Cat!"
     
  8. Bourbanog
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    Nantucket you say?

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    whose walrus oh so luved its bukket.
    One day walrus groaned,
    it had just gotten pwned;
    Said the lolcat "O HAI, I JUST TUK IT".
     
  9. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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    This thread is full of lulz!

    There once was a guy named Chuck Norris
    Who landed on the ground before us
    Would he slap us with his dick?
    Or try a roundhouse kick?
    In the end he decided to gore us.
     
  10. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    EPIC!
     
  11. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    Once a boy with a Wii
    Wanted to play Brawl
    He went into a forum and asked
    Does it work on pal?
    'Sure!" He got answered
    And decided to try right now
    But then he realized
    He just got tricked
    And stand sad with his Wii
    that now was bricked
     
  12. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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    There once was a man from Bejing
    Who invented a jackoff machine
    He put his prick in it
    Done a thousand beats a minute
    And turned his poor balls to cream
     
  13. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    There once was a man from Bejing
    Who invented a jackoff machine.
    Both concave and convex,
    It could do any sex,
    But the thing was a bugger to clean.
     
  14. N3CR0P57

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    There once was a man from St. Clair
    Whom was banging his wife on the stairs
    The banister broke,
    So he doubled his stroke
    And finished her off in mid-air.
     
  15. usmagen

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    gehenna block
    epic literature winz!11!!1
     
  16. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    I got an invitation from the board of education
    to do an operation on a girl
    I stuck my dictation in her lower elevation
    to increase the population of the world
    Nine months later, one day pain, Oscar was his name
    Oscar was a bastard, mother was a whore
    Oscar wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore
     
  17. IBNobody

    IBNobody I try to keep myself amused.

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    There once was a young man from Reeling
    Devoid of all delicate feeling.
    When he read on the door
    "Don't shit on the floor",
    He jumped up... and shat on the ceiling.

    ---

    There once was a man from Madrass
    Who's balls were made out of brass.
    When they'd clang together,
    They'd play "Stormy Weather",
    And lightning'd shoot out of his ass.
     
  18. IBNobody

    IBNobody I try to keep myself amused.

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    BTW: I have that awesome Limerick book from France at home. It's like 400+ pages of Limericks. It's a must-read!
     
  19. arctic_flame

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    There once was a buggy AI
    Who decided her subject should die.
    When the plot was uncovered,
    The subjected discovered
    That sadly the cake was a lie.
     
  20. Westside

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