Life is bad for you

[Nobody_Important4u]

1.it's the source of your all problems
2. It sucks
3. Is unfair
4. Mostly based on luck
5. Other players are total noobs

In conclusion just get rid of it

 

[Mama Looigi]

1.it's the source of your all problems
2. It sucks
3. Is unfair
4. Mostly based on luck
5. Other players are total noobs

In conclusion just get rid of it

You’re sad
Also
1. You don’t truly accomplish anything if you solve problems during the process
2. You can make it not suck
3. Please don’t cry, I beg you
4. I don’t know because the power of luck has always been way on my side when I really needed it
5. We’re all noobs dumbass. You don’t know what you’re doing as a kid and still don’t as an adult. But crying about it won’t help much

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

1.it's the source of your all problems

Well, you technically aren't wrong

 

[VinsCool]

So basically life is just like Mario Kart.
Wait for the Blue Shell.