Jail Time

[Rock Raiyu]

So what are you in for?

 

[Sterling]

2 years for destroying municiple property. Kudos to anyone who gets that reference.

 

[Jothri]

Because I was looking... at . . . some pics...

 

[GameSoul]

I raped my mother and sister. Woe is me.

 

[asdf]

She told me she was 18.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Because the police found me with your mom, a sheep, a midget and a roll of duct tape, and assumed something illegal was going on.

i swear i'm innocent.

 

[Deleted-171178]

Jaywalking.
/reference

 

[MuppetInvasion]

Public indecency

 

[Hadrian]

Going ass to mouth without written permission.

 

[Gore]

Going ass to mouth without written permission.

You never go ass to mouth!

 

[agentgamma]

For going into jail

 

[xalphax]

I did not clean up my room.

You think "you can go to jail for that?" you should see my room.

 

[Rock Raiyu]

I never knew GBAtemp members were so hardcore.

Remind me never to meet any of you in a back alley!

 

[agentgamma]

Why? I'm a nice guy

Heres a pic

I'm not scary at all

 

[ProtoKun7]

I rolled three doubles

 

[haflore]

..DNA evidence..don't ask..


EDIT: and for stretching this thread to 2 pages!

 

[Jothri]

I did not clean up my room.

You think "you can go to jail for that?" you should see my room.

I know exactly what you mean. You just gotta find a place for those vids and pics.

 

[prowler]

Obvious reasons.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Pirating

 

[Demonbart]

Because the police found me with your mom, a sheep, a midget and a roll of duct tape, and assumed something illegal was going on.

i swear i'm innocent.

You do mean RayWilliamJohnson right?
Also, I'm in for tapping some UBERJailbait