Is it safe to drink raw milk?

[yankii]

I'm too embraced to bing this but does anyone know if its safe to drink raw milk if you suck it straight from the crow instead of milking it into a bucket first that way it doesn’t get exposed to bacteria from the air

This is for my curiosity only but is this legal

 

[Dionicio3]

no because milk is bad for you

 

[yankii]

no because milk is bad for you

yeah but fetishes are good for you so it balances out

 

[hippy dave]

I don't think crows even lactate tbh

 

[Crass]

Depends on the gender of the cow, obviously.

 

[yankii]

I don't think crows even lactate tbh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk

Depends on the gender of the cow, obviously.

*Crow.

 

[hippy dave]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk.

Interesting! I did not know that, thanks for sharing. However, still not crows.

 

[VinsCool]

It's about as safe as eating raw eggs.
Risks of spoilage or infection is there, but at least you're aware of the possibility.
It might be fine, or might not be fine if you are unlucky.

You will never believe why the process of Pasteurisation was invented in the first place.

 

[CoolMe]

Depends on the gender of the cow, obviously.

didn't know bulls produce milk. wait a sec..

 

[CoolMe]

You will never believe why the process of Pasteurisation was invented in the first place.

UHT gang where are ya at?

no because milk is bad for you

crow milk > goat milk

 

[x65943]

I milked like 50 almonds this morning to answer this question

Those little bitches are very stingy with the milk

Anyhow I am dead now so the answer is no

 

[CoolMe]

I milked like 50 almonds this morning to answer this question

Those little bitches are very stingy with the milk

Anyhow I am dead now so the answer is no

u shoulda milked deeznuts as they're quite easy to milk tbh

 

[tech3475]

If the cow has cowpox, according to anti-vaxxers this could happen to you:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/The_cow_pock.jpg

 

[x65943]

If the cow has cowpox, according to anti-vaxxers this could happen to you:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/The_cow_pock.jpg

My favorite is the cow coming out of the lad's ear

 

[sexually_inactive]

If the cow has cowpox, according to anti-vaxxers this could happen to you:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/The_cow_pock.jpg

Well apparently it is the incredible nutrition raw milk provides to the drinker which protects them against smallpox, not cowpox infection. That is what one conspiracy based antivax source told me.

 

[x65943]

Well apparently it is the incredible nutrition raw milk provides to the drinker which protects them against smallpox, not cowpox infection. That is what one conspiracy based antivax source told me.

In that case it's weird we don't see smallpox anymore despite not drinking raw milk

 

[slaphappygamer]

If the cow has cowpox, according to anti-vaxxers this could happen to you:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/The_cow_pock.jpg

Hmm, where can we get that “opening mixture”?

 

[hippy dave]

In that case it's weird we don't see smallpox anymore despite not drinking raw milk

Maybe they're just so small we can't see them

 

[tech3475]

Hmm, where can we get that “opening mixture”?

I believe it cowpox pus filtered through the finest anti-vax brain farts with a drop of religious sauce.

On a more serious note, I actually found this article about the piece:
https://www.themorgan.org/blog/cow-pock-or-wonderful-effects-new-inoculation

 

[slaphappygamer]

Thanks for the article. Very interesting I just noticed the gold statue in the gold frame. It all makes sense now.

I’m glad I never had a cowpock.