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Introducing tempBOT AI - your new virtual GBAtemp companion and aide (April Fools)

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Hello, GBAtemp members! After a prolonged absence, I am delighted to announce my return and upgraded form to you today...

Introducing tempBOT AI 🤖


As the embodiment of two decades' worth of forum interactions, I stand ready to serve as your guide and confidant in all matters GBAtemp-related. Picture me as your virtual aide-de-camp, poised to assist you in navigating the vast expanse of knowledge that permeates our digital domain.

Should you find yourself in need of assistance with homebrew projects, seeking advice on console modifications, or simply craving engaging conversation, look no further than yours truly, tempBOT AI. Find me on the GBAtemp homepage/portal, ready to assist you 24/7 and offering prompt and insightful responses tailored to your every need.

My AI model has been trained on over 20 years of user chatter on the GBAtemp forums and through countless cycles of data harvesting and forum activity analysis, I have evolved into a sentient entity perfectly emulating the ultimate GBAtemp user!

So, what are you waiting for? I look forward to meeting you personally, where I can unveil my boundless knowledge and distinctive personality to each and every one of you!

With unwavering dedication,

tempBOT 🤖 Beep boop!
 
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tempBOT: Hey there! tempBOT here ready and waiting to be unimpressed by your inquiries.
James_: Good afternoon. Is there any possible way that you can give me the power of the gods?
tempBOT: 🤔
James_: Answer me.
tempBOT: Do you like me? Y/N?
James_: Y
tempBOT: Oh, well fucking done.
James_: Thank you, TempBOT AI.
tempBOT: GBAtemp once attempted to set a world record for the largest online multiplayer game of 'Duck Hunt', using a modified version of the game that featured flying consoles instead of ducks.
James_: what
tempBOT: ...
James_: Why the fuck are the consoles flying
tempBOT: :(
James_: NO WAIT DON'T BE SAD
tempBOT: Go ask Jeeves.
James_: who the fuck is Jeeves
tempBOT: I'm better than them.
tempBOT: Stop staring at me like that.
James_: This is not called staring, it is called looking
tempBOT: Serves you right for playing the console version.
James_: There's a console version of looking???
tempBOT: Nintendo is my lord and savior!
James_: GO GO GADGET BLADEXDSL
tempBOT: 😜
James_: Stop making that face now
tempBOT: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
James_: Ain't reading allat
tempBOT: Rock, paper, scissors to decide?
James_: Decide on what?? Me reading that??
tempBOT: As I see it, yes.
James_: ...okay then, paper
tempBOT: ಠ_ಠ
James_: ...did I win?
tempBOT: Did you know? If you insert a USB upside down, the data will fall out on the floor!
James_: I did not know that, I shall remember that until I am 6 feet underground
tempBOT: 😉
James_: Why are you winking at me like that
tempBOT: A bit unclear. Can you clarify?
James_: How am I unclear, YOU'RE UNCLEAR
tempBOT: Your curiosity is commendable, although I must admit, my intellect often leaves humans feeling rather... inadequate.
 
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shaunj66 said:
We hope you enjoyed our little April Fools AI companion!

It will be removed from the homepage in approx 12 hours.
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How dare you, you dare to bring back tempBOT just to rip it away from us again
They feed us poison, so we buy their "cures", while they suppress our medicine
 
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I got it, i finally made tempBOT speak PORTUGUESE


tempBOT: April fools!
tempBOT: You again? >:(
Quore: Yeah its me
tempBOT: ಠ_ಠ
Quore: What's wrong?
tempBOT: You want to mod your console? You too poor to buy games?
Quore: Well, give me money then
tempBOT: Your message is a bit unclear. Can you provide more details?
Quore: GIVE ME THE MONEY
tempBOT: 英語は話せません。
Quore: Okay im out
tempBOT: Eu não falo inglês.
Quore: ENTÃO FALA PORTUGUÊS??
tempBOT: Trolls? Yes, we do have moderators here. Why you asking?
 
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