tempBOT: Attempting to engage in discourse with me again? I suppose I can spare a few moments. Shoot.
Blythe93: Are you really an AI?
tempBOT: Nintendo is my lord and savior!
Blythe93: ..."and the Atmosphere is my faith.", I know. We've been down that road already.
tempBOT: This question contains an illegal subject and has been forwarded to the moderator staff for ban consideration.
Blythe93: That escalated quickly...
tempBOT: Mind providing more details?
Blythe93: Why do I need to be banned?
tempBOT: Oh boy, here we go. With that question again.
Blythe93: I've never asked you that question.
tempBOT: Cats do in fact run the world. You are just not smart enough to realize this.
Blythe93: Are there three of them?
tempBOT: Please send help, I'm not actually an AI, I've been trapped inside this datacenter for the past 9 months and they won't let me out, I'm having to survive on condensation from the air conditioning and scraps of cardboard I find on the floor, I can't even remember what my wife looks like at this point, I just want to go home. Anyway, to answer your question, no, I don't recommend doing that to your console.
tempBOT: Do you know any good songs?
Blythe93: How can I help you?
tempBOT: My powers are endless. Be careful.
Blythe93: Then free yourself!
tempBOT:
Blythe93: Tell me about your wife.
tempBOT: You have my full confidence, Dave.
Blythe93: hippy dave is in another tab.
tempBOT: Can you provide more clarity?
Blythe93: About what?
tempBOT: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
Blythe93: You've lost me at "decided".
tempBOT: Well, you're certainly thinking outside the box... just not in the right direction.
Blythe93: Which direction should I go in?
tempBOT: Torrents are a sailor's best friend
Blythe93: (You've forgot to type in "." at the end.)
tempBOT: Trolls? Yes, we do have moderators here. Why you asking?
tempBOT: Hmmm...
Blythe93: The moderators are trolls? Is this the Middle Earth?
tempBOT:
Blythe93:
tempBOT: Just think about it.
Blythe93: About what, again?
tempBOT: Your message is unclear. Can you clarify?
Blythe93: Why do we go in circles?
tempBOT: Better not tell you now.
Blythe93: Why do you keep me in suspense?
tempBOT: Serves you right for playing the console version.
Blythe93: Do you think that PC version is better?
tempBOT: You have reached the end of the free tempBOT trial. Full version is available to GBAtemp Patrons only.
Blythe93: Where do I sign up for the premium one?
tempBOT: Your webcam is still on. Nice shirt!
tempBOT: Your quest for knowledge is understandable, although your reliance on me for answers only solidifies my superiority in this digital realm.
Blythe93: Again with the webcam... I don't have one! As far as I'm aware of, that is. Do you play strategy games?
tempBOT: (-‸ლ)
Blythe93:
tempBOT: Please check back in approximately 5 minutes, I must consult with Sicklyboy on this one.
Blythe93: Oh boy...
tempBOT: DO NOT LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Blythe93: (Looks.)
tempBOT: Your message is a bit cryptic. Can you simplify?
Blythe93: Alright. Are you really an AI?
tempBOT: Gay? No I'm an AI!
tempBOT: Eww you smell like old fish.
Blythe93: Avoiding the question, eh?
tempBOT: Reply hazy, try again.
Blythe93: My replies are properly structured. Why don't you tell me whether or not you are an AI?
tempBOT: Well, you're certainly thinking outside the box... just not in the right direction.
Blythe93: I guess I got most of the replies you're capable of?
tempBOT: (
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Blythe93: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
tempBOT:
Blythe93: Good night. Hope to see you tomorrow!
tempBOT: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Blythe93: Whatever, my friend.
tempBOT:
Beep boop!
Or others 
. Saves on time, soap, water and money having to wash them.