DS Lite: I'm brand new! What happened to the guy I replaced?
DS: What he succeeded at the first time he failed at the second.
Old DS Lite: You hypocritical bastard, you took advantage of them after condemning others for doing it? How the hell did you screw up installing FlashMe the SECOND time you tried it anyway?
Wii: Will you PLEASE stop trying to intentionally crash WiiPhysics!
PS2: You still play me? Wow, I guess it is a good thing you put that hard drive in, even if you did have to remove part of my network adapter...
N64 1: Will you please take this box off of my house? Sometime in the next year at least?
N64 2: Hey, at least you didn't get stuck being stored in a defunct microwave.
SNES 1: Are you ever going to finish constructing that portable housing for me?
SNES 2: Yeah, I'm tired of sharing my power cord with him.
GBA: Why the hell did you give me to your sister!?! You know she doesn't take care of anything!
GBA SP: I danced and died a thousand times... Let me out of this padded cell, it's making me crazy!
PC: Was it absolutely necessary to give my second hard drive to the PS2? I wouldn't have minded, but I had to go through the distasteful act of having windows installed AGAIN! Couldn't you just lived with the games you can play in wine? By the way, I think this new video card might be making me sick.
Laptop: Pipedown! Can't you see he's trying to find the best set of applications to run alongside Fluxbox?