If your console/PC could talk

Discussion in 'General Gaming Discussion' started by Eternal Myst, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. Eternal Myst
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    Eternal Myst Back from the Myst.

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    I have a bomb alallalallala
    If your console/PC could talk, what would it say to you?

    PS3:Why did you sell me.

    Xbox360:You bastard.Do you know how much you play with me.I am scared to get infected with RROD or something bish.

    Wii:You've had Brawl in me for like 3 months straight, play something else goddamn.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    PC:Stop stalking Costello,and downloading porn.

    DS:Stop touching me.

    PSP:So you bought me just to put me in a closet??????!!!....but it's dark in here

    Snes:I love you,you love me we are the kickass family with a round of Darius Twin to beating Lavos.You know I love you,Kais?
     
  2. Costello

    Costello Headmaster

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    why did you have to associate the words "costello" and "porn" [​IMG]

    anyway here's my entry:
    - NDS: "you should use me moar [​IMG] and you should play my own games, not my little sister's (GBC)"
    - PS2: "I can't believe you've forgotten about me! I've given you so much joy in the past!"
    - GCN: "gang bang? you're friggin lending me to your friends!"
    - GBA: "ohi my new master!"
    - 360: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M F*CKIN BANNED! NO MORE UPDATES! NO MORE COOL SHIT! dude, you suck!"
    - PC: "ugggggggggggggh i'm tired, please let me rest!"
     
  3. Trolly

    Trolly GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Sep 14, 2007
    Behind you! I know you looked!
    Hehe, that's a rather good idea.

    PC: You know there IS a power button on this thing, it IS possible to turn me off?!
    Wii: You haven't got a game for me in ages :'(. All I've had is this piracy hacking crap! D*ckhead pirate guy!
    DS: I don't think I've had a legal cartridge put in me for months! Shame on you!
    PS2: I hate Sony. I hate DREs. I hate not being played. Someone play me pl0x? I'm lonely in the corner. :'(
    NGC: Why do I have this sh*tty Donkey Konga sticker on me still?! I look like a complete wankstain. And it wouldn't hurt to use me instead of that high and mighty "Ooh, I'm fricking motion sensitive, look at my sexy whiteness!" thing. Purple box > White sh*t.

    It's pretty hard to think of anything remotely imaginitive, but I tried!
     
  4. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    Jan 14, 2006
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    PC: Can I rest a little.. please? [​IMG]
    Wii: Another Game Cube game? I'M A WII!!! YOU KNOW THAT???
    DS: NO! NOT OUENDAN AGAIN!? SERIOUSLY MY SCREEN CAN'T RESIST MUCH LONGER! I'M TIRED OF THIS!
     
  5. Puxel

    Puxel GBAtemp Regular

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    360: I'm modded
    Wii: I'm modded
    PSP: I'm modded
    DS: Well, he bought an R4.
    Dreamcast: I'm not modded, but I can still read backups [​IMG]
     
  6. Eternal Myst
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    Eternal Myst Back from the Myst.

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    I have a bomb alallalallala
    Lewl you made me laugh...
     
  7. Trulen

    Trulen GBAtemp Fan

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    They're all screaming for a raise.
     
  8. Monster On Strin

    Monster On Strin GBAtemp Fan

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    The other side of the internet
    Pc- turn Me off RAWR its been days
    NDS - you don't play with me since my hinge/neck broke DONT YOU LOVE ME *Erie scream*
    *blows up*
    PS2- WHAT YOUR GIVING ME AWAY YOU SON OF * interrupted by PC*-SHUT UP SOME OF US A TRYIN TO GET SOME SLEEP
    GCN- *sits in corner silently*
    PSP- CHARGE ME YOU COCK
    Wii- you haven't used me in a while [​IMG]
     
  9. myuusmeow

    myuusmeow GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Jun 24, 2007
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    PS2- What ever happened to the good times we had? Now it's just Guitar Hero that and Guitar Hero this!
    GC- I deserve a Guitar Hero!!!
    PSP- Can't I just have 1 day were you don't play me?
    DS- I'm allergic to dust you kno--ahchoo!!!
    PC- Buy me a damn graphics card, everything about me is perfect but my Intel GMA 950!
     
  10. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    PC - stop raising my damned voltage! 69C is too hot!
    DS - What is this awful looking skin on my face?!

    I don't have any consoles, so I'll add my PMP

    605 - Why do you keep plugging those content barren thumbdrives into me!
     
  11. Shakraka

    Shakraka GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Jul 17, 2007
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    PC: Stop watching porn please.
    PS3: You never play me anymore since you beat MGS4 [​IMG]
    PS2: All you use me for is Guitar Hero, you dick.
    SNES: Please blow off the dust on me ;_;
    NDS: When was the last time you bought a game for me?
     
  12. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah GBAtemp Fan

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    PC: Five years of faithful service! But why are parts of me encrypted...?
    NDS: Ever since you got that pirate flashcart, we've been like peas in a pod!
    360: Our UAV is online!
    Wii: I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment. [​IMG]
    PS2: My games are cheap, what did you bring home today?
    Dreamcast: You'll come back, one day.
    Xbox: You want to play Stranger's Wrath? On the 360? heh heh heh!
     
  13. deathfisaro

    deathfisaro Narcistic Deathfisaro Fan

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    PC: It's been like 3 months since you turned me off
    PS3: Damn, Summer is really here *fan running at full speed*
    360: Damn, Summer is *malfunction* oh crap *malfunction* hey at least I didn't RROD yet
    PSP: Gundam Battle Universe coming out any time soon...? Play with me...
    NDS: Hey~ I want you to violate my slot 1 with Acekard 2 [​IMG] Oh, no you can keep the R4.
     
  14. ZeWarrior

    ZeWarrior TheWarrior

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    PS3: Man its hot in here! Turn on the AC!
    Wii: Play me! Did you buy me so your cousin plays with me?
    PC(Mac): I have adware! Clean me up!!
    DS: Oh why..how..did you lose me?
    PSP: You bastard you cracked my screen

    Poor, poor handhelds.
     
  15. zidane_genome

    zidane_genome My sword has a +2 bleeding... wanna test it out?

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    PC : You know, I can do other stuff than browse GBATemp, run uTorrent, burn games, and watch porn, right?
    XBOX : OMG! Thank you for the softmod! I love watching Doctor Who with you, and all the movies! OMG, Halo 1 and 2 load in almost no time, you rock!
    Wii : Please put my screws back in... just till you get the WiiKey, you can take them out agian!
    DS : buttons... hurt... buy the GH addon... please!
    Sega Saturn : *sniff*... play with me? I'll show you half naked japanese school girls!
     
  16. Mewgia

    Mewgia drifter

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    PC: Goddamn it boy get a fucking life, don't just sit and use me all day for nothing more than wasting time, playing games, and watching porn (how the hell did this nerd ever get a girlfriend...)
    PS2: I'm glad I left you for your sister, she plays me a hell of a lot more
    Wii: Stop wasting time on those goddamn forums and play me more than twice a month
    DS: I do more things than play Gameboy Games and MP3s, you know...
    PSP: I'm glad you sold me, your shelf was dusty as hell
    Gameboy Advanced SP: *sigh* at least your brother plays me sometimes
    Gameboy Micro: Hey SP, you think you have it bad? I just sit in my box all day because I'm a limited run so my owner doesn't want me out unless he's playing me. And guess how often he plays me? Never, until he coughs up the cash for a GBA flashcart. Which could mean never since he's a goddamn cheapass.
    Gameboy Advance: I Do play Gameboy advanced games you know
    Gameboy Color: Havn't been turned on in ages...
    XBox: When is that cheapskate going to just cough up $5 for James Bond Agent Under Fire to mod me instead of waiting for some flake liar to deliver it on Goozex
    N64: You haven't turned me on or even plugged me in in two years. Asshole.
    Sega Genesis: I've been sitting in your parents' TV drawer for two years, can you play me? Please?
     
  17. Cermage

    Cermage GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    PC: PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN games PORN PORN PORN INTERNETSSSSSS
    Xbox: ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME
    DS: Damn am i a utility or something? STOP USING ME TO DO OTHER THINGS, PLAY GAMES ONCE IN A WHILE. GODAMMIT
    PSP: BUY ME SOME BATTERY FUCKER SO I CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE.
    GBC: where the hell am i? i don't see anything, its dusty and i don't like it here [​IMG]
    PSX: ....w....at.... i....s.... w...r..ong....w...i...th....me.....
     
  18. Eternal Myst
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    Eternal Myst Back from the Myst.

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    I have a bomb alallalallala
    i forgot all about my GBA.

    GBA:well um....you haven't played me in a while..........you should come back to good old classic 2D...well atleast your sister plays me every once in a while...but i feel lonely....
     
  19. jalaneme

    jalaneme Female Gamer

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    Nov 27, 2006
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    pc: stop dam hitting me for christ sake!
    ps2: why don't you love me anymore
    Wii: yay i want to play games!...huh i'm not turned on, why don't you play with me anymore?
    ps3: cough huff oof someone please help me! i'm suffocating in all this dust!
    psp: i love you
    ds: you don't touch me at night anymore
     
  20. NINTENDO DS

    NINTENDO DS GBAtemp Regular

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    Jun 10, 2008
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    in a mall
    Nintendo DS:I have been on for 97 hours you fucker.
    Turn me off!
     
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