If your console/PC could talk

[Eternal Myst]

Nintendo DS:I have been on for 97 hours you fucker.
Turn me off!

Holyshit!
Why would you have your DS on for 97 hours

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

NDS: At least fix my hinges you bastard, and a new battery while your at it. NOOO NOT THE CARRY CASE!!!
PC: My fan is broken, you little shit. FIX IT, STOP LEAVING ME ON OVERNIGHT NEXT THE AN OPEN WINDOW, I MIGHT FALL.
GBA: Hello? Hello? Its dark in here, where am I? I have rights too you know...
SNES: Soo... you sold of everything except me. Even the power cable.

OVERALL: I think they like me...?

 

[704jaffer]

DS- *shudders in bliss* ughhhh, so many games...
Wii- You added what to my menu? ughh, I don't know if thats legal...
Macbook- Please... just let me take a break...
PC- Oh god man, put your pants back on...

 

[R2DJ]

PC - Are you gonna do something about these constant hang-ups that I am having? ARE YOU!?!?!?
DS - Thank you for giving me lotsa love. But I kinda feel uncomfy hanging around with "Top Toys"...
Wii - Hey you guy, I need another brain here. Me memory's running out. Got too much "old" stuff in me brain than the "new" ones.

 

[Commander]

PC - I have been running uTorrent for 6 months non-stop, how many TV shows do you need.
DS - Not another crappy Final Fantasy game, no one really likes them.

 

[SpiritBoy]

DS - -will look at his dead, disassembled brother- I don't want to die. Not like this.
PC - needs moar space
Wii - Can I has attention plz
PS2 - YOU STOLE MY POWER CORD.
xbox - My power cord feels funny. Where did you find it?
GBA - You can like, put me back together now.
Broken DS - i iz ded

 

[Endogene]

wii: stop putting weird objects in me !

 

[CockroachMan]

PC: Finally! An upgrade! Now please stop with that dumb Genesis emulator and let me play some Bioshock or something!

 

[Hadrian]

DS: Don't play me near the kid, I got Dairy Lea in my hinge.
PC: I love my new video card
Wii: Sorry I won't play Yakuman!
GBC: So...fancy a game of DK?
GBA: Please reinsert batteries.
PS2: Its awfully dark in this attic.
Amiga 1200: Ow my memory board.
Dreamcast: Ha I've got a GOOD version of Bangai-O!
SNES: Please take Striker out of me.
NES: Look I know the game is in but sorry it won't load! Try again.
CD32: I'm full of fail but at least I work.
Neo Geo Pocket Colour: At least you understand me.

I could go on, too many consoles & computers.

 

[xcalibur]

DS: stop opening me up, i'm already dead.
PC: what the hell are you doing trying to run crysis on high?
NGC: STOP FUCKING SMASHING ME.
PS2: I swear if you don't stop your little brother from breaking my controller i'll break his hands.
GBC: where am i? its dark.

 

[Ferrariman]

DS: He is always touching me *sob*
PC: I CANT RUN PORTAL SO FUCK OFF
Wii: Why don't you like Me?!?!? I sold the most!
Xbox360: I'm hardcore. I'm Hardcore. I'M MOTHER FUCKING HARD- (RROD)
GBA: Why....won't you......................play with.........me?

 

[Deleted member 49417]

PC: Why must you kill me! WHY!!! STOP WASTING TIME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR ONCE (Windows)
Wii: Can I actually live a normal life without using backups all day?
DS: My L-button is broken and my screen's been screwed up, can't you take me to a hospital or something?

 

[cupajoe]

PC: You've been using me illegally too much! I can't wait for a cop to tase your ass...
Xbox 360: You've slowed down a bit, now all you play with me is Lost Odyssey. I'm an American console, shouldn't you be shooting things in a first person view right now?
PS3: Your not even my master... you stole me from your friends to play MGS4, which you still haven't played yet!
DS: Stop performing so many surgeries on my bottom screen. You suck anyways, you can only get Cs and Bs. If I were a real Trauma Center everyone would be dead.
GBA: You've had the same batteries in since 2003, asshole.
PS2: Holy shit, you still play me? I thought I was last gen? I'm glad you still love me

NES: I'm getting too old for this. Blow me.

 

[SkankyYankee]

PC: Ddddddont look at Mmmmmme like that.
X360: "Please insert this game into an Xbox 360..."
Wii: You have been playing for 30 minutes, RUOK?
Xbox: "growls"
DS: Damn son! Will you PLEASE Stick to one game?
PSOne: I'M STILL ALIVE!!!!
N64: You never play with me anymore, and wheres my expansion pack?

DC: ........

 

[Holaitsme]

ds: turn me off!

ps2: wipe the dust off me katamri is wating


pc: kill me! please!

 

[jalaneme]

NES: I'm getting too old for this. Blow me.

lol

 

[Son of Science]

PC:Hey! wipe that off of me!!

PS3: let me rest already, youve been playing COD 38 hours straight

PSP: I can play games too

DS: KILL ME! KILL ME!!

Wii: feed me the DS and your life

 

[Quanno]

DS - Why is this new guy getting all the attention?
DS - Yeah WHY!?
DS - Are we too old or something?
DS Lite - Yes you are...
Wii - STOP SWITCHING BETWEEN MARIO KART AND SSBB!!!
SNES - damn...I'm getting dusty...
PC - Can't wait 'til they get on vacation...
GBA - GET ME OUTA HERE!!!
GC - why you gave me to your little sister? We had so much fun together!
G(ame)B(oy) P(ocket) - H...Help...me...
N64 - Man...W-wait, what?
PSx - Kill me! KILL ME!!! DO IT! KILL MEEEEEEE!!!

 

[Zantheo]

PC: Morning dude, watcha wanna do today? Who's your best friend, eh? Eh? *Mounstrous evil voice* WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND!??
DS: Yeah, touch me down there, ooooh, melikes it, mmmmyeaaah!...
Wii: *cough* d-dude, it's that you? You're gonna play a new game with me? Brawl? You haven't played with me since Twilight Princess... YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!
GBA: Duuude, let me outta this box! I know you can play gba games on DS, but... dude? DUDE!? LET ME OUT!!!!
PS1: Look who's coming back to play some old Final Fantasy games...
GBC: I'm so scared... Where am I? I hope he finds me someday. It's just been 5 years...
Sega Master System: *Dead*
GC: When the new guy's broke, you'll come running back to me, nhhnhnaahhahhahaHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHH!!!!

 

[Willemoke]

PC : I've been here since yesterday an damn, this room is nasty, also, stop watching all those anime, you may like it, but I don't......... ( slaps the pc ) Thank you....
Wii : Are those disc's origional? They taste kind of weird:S
PS3 : You bought my like 4 months ago, but only turned me on 3 times, what am I to YOU?
XBOX360 : See you again in a few minutes. Me ± I have to work in a few moments.... Xbox360 : NOOOOOOOO, play with meee!
ps2 : Since someone put a weird chip inside of my, i got trouble with all the disc you've entered, damned, did that installer have a disease?
gamecube : QUIT TAKING ME APART! I"m GETTING FREAKING TIRED OF IT, YOU ALREADY BUSTED MY COVER ( I'm getting a pencil and start melting it. ) WHAT? ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT AGAIN, IT HURTS YOU KNOW!
Nintendo64 (1) : why are you putting my aside? I was fun right?????
Nintendo64 (2) : Shut up number 1, he only turned me on to look if I worked, never even played a games, also, he busted my controler.
Sega Megadrive : Can't Breathe........ ( testing it a few moments later, it looks like it's dead...)
nintendo ds : Thank God that he didn't buy a lite yet, meaby he doesn't now
PSP : Play final fantasy with me again! ( me : oke)