i want a woman

[CoolMe]

that would wanna love me unconditionally, even if i treat like dirt she'd still love me just the same, just like how P1ngy treats JuanMena..
I want a woman that would follow me everywhere and tries desperately to get my attention, even if i still treat her like dirt, she'd still love me just the same, just like x65943 treats the Fakemon..
Etc.

 

[SylverReZ]

Here are some reasons on why you should want me:

• I am a passionate lover.
• Loves to cuddle.
• Can show off their plushy collection.
• May or may not be a girl.

 

[CoolMe]

may not be a girl

I'm sorry, not for me.. I suggest checking out AncientBoi

 

[SylverReZ]

I'm sorry, not for me.. I suggest checking out AncientBoi

What about a PENIS?

 

[CoolMe]

What about a PENIS?

Yes, you're definitely up his alley..

 

[SylverReZ]

Yes, you're definitely up his alley..

Nah, he has to find somebody really ancient for his age.

 

[CoolMe]

Nah, he has to find somebody really ancient for his age.

Too bad as they're all gone, and that's where you come in

 

[SylverReZ]

Too bad as they're all gone, and that's where you come in

(pulls out my massive BAN hammer)

 

[Hayato213]

that would wanna love me unconditionally, even if i treat like dirt she'd still love me just the same, just like how P1ngy treats JuanMena..
I want a woman that would follow me everywhere and tries desperately to get my attention, even if i still treat her like dirt, she'd still love me just the same, just like x65943 treats the Fakemon..
Etc.

Lmao you hungry ?

 

[x65943]

that would wanna love me unconditionally, even if i treat like dirt she'd still love me just the same, just like how P1ngy treats JuanMena..
I want a woman that would follow me everywhere and tries desperately to get my attention, even if i still treat her like dirt, she'd still love me just the same, just like x65943 treats the Fakemon..
Etc.

Just become the woman

Go buy some gothicc clothing and makeup

 

[SylverReZ]

Just become the woman

Go buy some gothicc clothing and makeup

Yess

 

[Hayato213]

Yess

Got to be thicc enough for Juan for it to be gothicc.

 

[SylverReZ]

Got to be thicc enough for Juan for it to be gothicc.

I need to get arse implants first before he finds me attractive.

 

[x65943]

I need to get arse implants first before he finds me attractive.

It's cheaper to just eat donuts and mountain dew for a couple months

 

[Hayato213]

It's cheaper to just eat donuts and mountain dew for a couple months

So would you fall in love with that version of @FlareReZ ?

 

[x65943]

So would you fall in love with that version of @FlareReZ ?

No ding dongs for me unfortunately

But I heard ancientboi is available

 

[Hayato213]

No ding dongs for me unfortunately

But I heard ancientboi is available

FYI @AncientBoi is @FlareReZ 's father.

 

[x65943]

FYI @AncientBoi is @FlareReZ 's father.

As long as they are both legal consenting adults, it's not like there is a possibility of pregnancy/inbreeding so...

Doesn't matter had sex

 

[SylverReZ]

FYI @AncientBoi is @FlareReZ 's father.

Not true.

 

[Hayato213]

Not true.

Fine granddaughter you happy now lmao