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So,you want to learn German ?
From my Side ok,let´s start but....

This is Austrian German,so be aware of some strange "Terms" here...

Let´s start with some common and usual Things like greet each other for Example.


Lesson 1 - Erste "Lektion". vain.gif


Hello - Dere
Good Day,Sir - Guten Tag,der Herr
Good Morning - Morgn
Good Evening - Guade Nocht
Greetings - Griass Di
Hail - He,Oida
Good Bye - Auf Wiedersehen

Some other Terms:

Griass Gott - Greetings God
Servas - kind of Hello
Pfiat di - Auf Wiedersehen

...more to come



...........if you like.:)
 
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alexander1970 said:
So,you want to learn German ?
From my Side ok,let´s start but....

This is Austrian German,so be aware of some strange "Terms" here...

Let´s start with some common and usual Things like greet each other for Example.


Lesson 1 - Erste "Lektion".View attachment 219371


Hello - Dere
Good Day,Sir - Guten Tag,der Herr
Good Morning - Morgn
Good Evening - Guade Nocht
Greetings - Griass Di
Hail - He,Oida
Good Bye - Auf Wiedersehen

Some other Terms:

Griass Gott - Greetings God
Servas - kind of Hello
Pfiat di - Auf Wiedersehen

...more to come



...........if you like.:)
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Seeing as I'm already learning German, I think this will be a useful reference point to certain dialect differences between Austrian German, German from German, Swiss German, etc. Thanks!
 
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tfocosta said:
Danke schoen! :bow:
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Gerne,kannst ja dann in Lektion 2 mitmachen,wennst magst.:)

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Lesson 2 - Lektion 2:

How to Order a Meal,enjoy it and pay for it (in a Restaurant for Example)

What´s on today´s Menu please ? - Wos gibts heit zum Schnabuliern ?
Excuse me,Waitress,the Menu Card please - Fräulein,die Kortn bitte...
Can I take your Order Sir ? - Wos derfs sei ?
Who orderd the Chicken please ? - Wer kriagt in Gummiodla ?
Excuse me,Waiter,there is a Fly in my Soup - Oida,do is a Fliagn in da Suppn..!!
Enjoy your Meal please - Moizeit !!
Did you enjoyed your Meal ? - Hots gschmeckt ?
Waiter,the Bill please - Zoin !!

So,enjoy your Meals,my Friends.:lol:
 
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alexander1970 said:
Gerne,kannst ja dann in Lektion 2 mitmachen,wennst magst.:)

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Lesson 2 - Lektion 2:

How to Order a Meal,enjoy it and pay for it (in a Restaurant for Example)

What´s on today´s Menu please ? - Wos gibts heit zum Schnabuliern ?
Excuse me,Waitress,the Menu Card please - Fräulein,die Kortn bitte...
Can I take your Order Sir ? - Wos derfs sei ?
Who orderd the Chicken please ? - Wer kriagt in Gummiodla ?
Excuse me,Waiter,there is a Fly in my Soup - Oida,do is a Fliagn in da Suppn..!!
Enjoy your Meal please - Moizeit !!
Did you enjoyed your Meal ? - Hots gschmeckt ?
Waiter,the Bill please - Zoin !!

So,enjoy your Meals,my Friends.:lol:
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I thought we would have got instructions on how to order food from Burger King :rofl:
 
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AmandaRose said:
I thought we would have got instructions on how to order food from Burger King :rofl:
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That Lesson is simple,not really difficult:

- Willkomen bei Börger King,Ihre Bestellung bitte:
Ein Dappl Woppa Menü Kingseiz mit Pommes und Cola.
- Möchten Sie den Börger mit oder ohne Käse ?
Ohne bitte.Und noch Zwanziger King Wings bitte.
Danke,das wär alles.
- Fahren Sie bitte vor zum nächsten Schalter.

You see,very easy.:lol:
 
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Today´s Lesson - Typical Austrian Behavior while (Car)driving.vain.gif

If someone took your right of way at the intersection:

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- energisch hupen....
(honk hornily)
- und fluchen:
(and curse...)

- Hearst Deppata,bist schas augat ?
(Hear,you Fool,are you blind ?)

- Host dein Führaschein in da Lotterie gwonnen ?
(Did you won your Driving License in the Lottery ?`)

- Schleich Di....
(Clear off)

If the other Driver stopped his Car and leave it in your Direction...

- Wos is ? Wüst an Tschuk aufs Aug ?
(What is ? Want a Punch on the Eye ?)

- Waunst di net glei üba d´Heisa haust,reiss i da ane au,dass da 14 Tog da Schädl woglt..."
(If you not "throw yourself over the Houses",i give you one,that your Head is 14 Days wiggleing..)

If he shouts:

"Oida,i ruaf glei de Kiwara !"
(Old Man,I call the Police !)

you should better clear off with an

"Geh in Oasch,du Scheisskiwi....."
(Go in the Ass,you Shitbucket...."


This is Austrian´s usual Car Driving Behavior.

Have a nice Day,my Friends.:)
 
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