I just broke my glasses

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I just broke my glasses and Im f..... up, tommorow I will get new ones, but now Im so blind, that im using virtual keyboard and windows magnifiing option LOL
 

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Nice wallpaper, mfpants, but there are some tiny black dots on the white background
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laser eye surgery plz

Actually, it's not that simple: you have to wait till your sight problem (myopia, astigmatism, etc.) has settled down before you go into eye surgery. And, as with mostly everything in this world, that age varies from individual to individual. For example, my optician, based on the characteristics of my eye and my myopic progression, stimated that I'll be able to go through surgery when I'm 21-22 years old. Two more years...
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I understand your pain, azotyp...
 

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