I have discovered Gahars' secret identity

[Veho]

Or is Gahars Corky Siemaszko's secret identity? Either way.

 

[BORTZ]

lol its Guild. Gahars is a dupe account.

 

[Gahars]

It is no longer safe, my cover's blown!

 

[Veho]

You have no idea how glad I am you didn't post the original version of that gif

 

[BrightNeko]

You have no idea how glad I am you didn't post the original version of that gif

I am so curious now...

 

[Gahars]

I am so curious now...

Spoiler alert, he doesn't fly into the air.

Also, "fecal waterslide" is a pretty apt description.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I knew it.

 

[ComeTurismO]

"Clearly, he doesn't like using his hand". Excuse me? I am foot. AC3L3G3ND. Obviously, I don't like hands.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

Damn, you got caught wigga.

 

[Flame]

Damn, you got caught wigga.

do you have any idea what we taking about? its not the worker player, but the reporter. you lose wigga.

 

[Rydian]

I am so curious now...

Whenever you're curious it tends to get you porn.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

do you have any idea what we taking about? its not the worker player, but the reporter. you lose wigga.

Damn, I say whatever I want, cuz:
1. Fuck you, I'm a child.

 

[Veho]

He also works for the New York Post.

 

[Veho]

 

[Gahars]

*snip*

No, no, no. I lead police on a car chase until I got tired.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

GOD DAMN GAHARS HOW MANY ALIASES DO YOU HAVE?

 

[Veho]

No, no, no. I lead police on a car chase until I got tired.

Confucius says, man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

This just in, Gahars is actually a skeleton.

 

[Gahars]

This just in, Gahars is actually a skeleton.

The secret's out, fuck this shit, I'm done.