I Don't Want Anyone To Jizz On Me

[Hadrian]

So... How does the title relate to the gameplay? o_o

You play a dinosaur who wandered onto gbatemp. He posted a simple topic about how he thinks Japanese RPG's are a bit boring and states that he prefers Western RPG's. People go ape shit crazy and start to flame him, over and over he states that it is just his opinion, its a blog post so its fine to post it and that his opinion shouldn't effect others enjoyment of the games.

Despite all that people still carry on flaming on trolling him until he can't take no more!

"I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO JIZZ ON ME"

He shouts and goes on a rampage.

That or it has nothing to do with the game at all.

 

[Deleted User]

Oh. I thought the dino would be dodging jizz and jizz-like projectiles in the game.

 

[Raika]

Will there be any voice acting in the game?

 

[Domination]

Cool project...

And cool cover art too!

 

[raulpica]

So... How does the title relate to the gameplay? o_o

You play a dinosaur who wandered onto gbatemp. He posted a simple topic about how he thinks Japanese RPG's are a bit boring and states that he prefers Western RPG's. People go ape shit crazy and start to flame him, over and over he states that it is just his opinion, its a blog post so its fine to post it and that his opinion shouldn't effect others enjoyment of the games.

Despite all that people still carry on flaming on trolling him until he can't take no more!

"I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO JIZZ ON ME"

He shouts and goes on a rampage.

That or it has nothing to do with the game at all.

I can't stop laughing

 

[MegaAce™]

Changed some things.

 

[prowler]

Make a level where you have to dodge incoming warez

 

[da_head]

you'll see your character turn into a nice rack of boobs

sup

 

[raulpica]

THE TRUE STORY

 

[BiT.SLEDGE]

Will there be any voice acting in the game?

That'd be amazing.

 

[Hadrian]

Will there be any voice acting in the game?

Yes every single character will have its own voice.

Some quotes:
raulpica "SCIENCE NEW AVG NOW"
P1ngy "yaypsp"...P1ngy chuck PSP's at you and I stole this for the animation -->

When you get hit someone says pwned...send you best pwns to me?
Also some levels open to a voice sample of some stupid thing people say, at the moment one level opens with "a gnats CHUFF is quite literally as TIGHT as a gnats CHUFF" which is sampled from Fist of Fun. That particular level features chuffs (the bird version) and gnats.

Other news:
GBAtemp Emoticon world? Oh yes!! 6 Levels, two bosses...the bosses are giant versions of emoicons, guess the two I chose. 3 levels were completed today.
EoF Fail Thread World? Perhaps, depends how I can incorporate it. I do intend to do a EoF World anyway but whatever it is it'll of course have "Never Gonna Give you Up" as the obvious theme tune...Rik Astley as the boss?
Spambot World? Its in there...it needs more work. A world of viagra, porn (no nipples, vages or penises...they'll be censored) and replica watches. Also the odd person who shouts REPORTED who is there to help but ends up being more trouble.

Another possible main story:
Dinosaur Chris (not final name) is attending a annual GBAtemp bukkake (Brian117 is the person taking it all on the chin) but people keep missing him and nearly hitting Dinosaur Chris. Dinosaur Chris gets angry and shouts:

I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO JIZZ ON ME!!

And then everyone decides to leave Brian117 alone and concentrate on Dinosaur Chris just for a laugh, so Dinosaur Chris gets pissed off and sets off on a magical journey of revenge.

EDIT: Just thought of a Rainbow Islands style world...Shoutbox World...if I can do it, it'll be in it.

 

[prowler]

I lol'd.

Release date nao

 

[MelodieOctavia]

This is going to be epic.

 

[raulpica]

NO ONE DARE TO JIZZ ON DINOSAUR CHRIS!

This is getting more epic by the day, Hadrian

 

[Hadrian]

I'm recording the theme song tonight, it'll be me singing the title over and over really really badly with lots of emotion and the only music will be badly played on a Stylophone.

 

[Jdbye]

Sounds awesome.

...Can I be in it?

 

[ProtoKun7]

Win.

 

[alidsl]

can I be in it or will I be the annoying tutorial guy at the beginning of every game?

 

[Hadrian]

Tutorials? GTFO! I'm a retro boy and my retro bullshit crappy platformer will never have them.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

I'm recording the theme song tonight, it'll be me singing the title over and over really really badly with lots of emotion and the only music will be badly played on a Stylophone.

Personally, I would've done a remix of the Flash Gordon theme by Queen.

I Don't.... Waaaaaant.... Anyone to Jizz On Me!