how to sex

[Reaper]

i need to get laid
i show girl my game boy

she no like
what i do

 

[asdf]

Yes

 

[noobwarrior7]

don't forget to plug her in. thatll always work.

 

[Justin121994]

umm no idea.. ask someone not on the internet lol..

 

[Deleted User]

i try show her peepee

she no like that either

she hit hard

i want help too

 

[geminisama]

i try show her peepee

she no like that either

she hit hard

i want help too

omg i hate wen that happenz

try to giv her 64 gamez

 

[Private|Par]

use hand crank for ds on her

for me, it get all ladies and make them happy

i use regularly as well

spread rumour about huge schlong is good idea too

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

use stylus to tap her

 

[tj_cool]

You have to show her your pink joystick

 

[Shinryuji]

What's a "girl"? (

)

 

[Veho]

What's "sex"?


Seriously now. There was this poll on campus, asking students what they thought of "cybersex." All the students answered with "what kind of sex would that be?", except for the IT department, who answered with "cyber what?", and members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who answered with "42."