"Everything is proceeding according to plan"

[MPRTwice]

"MPR-AI advice, provided some time ago to Nintendo:"

1 - "try to upcharge your games. as you do, make sure they are re-releases. Consumers need to be sold on paying loads of money for the exact same game, just with a new DLC."

2 - "get rid of Reggie; hire Bowser, make sure your next innovation is out of ideas: upscale the graphics, add a 2 instead of a U, and raise the price, a lot."

3 - "re-release star fox 64 again, forget the original or a star fox 2 official updated and renoveted game to gain interest, just use that hyper realism graphics stuff; fans will love it."

4 - "the collectible DLC overpriced statues that were limited in supply were fun for gatekeeping fans, but you need something more outlandish. try banning emulators that tried to not do anything against copyright; the developers of them did a better job than your professional teams, after all."

5 - "now, as for the mario anniversary stuff, compared to kirby aniiversary deals...*laughs*."

6 - "Disneyland is fun! upcharge your stuff too and make a Nintnedo theme park!"

"Now even with this, Sony and Microsoft are fierce competition!"

 

[MPRTwice]

"MPR-AI advice, provided some time ago to Sony:"

1 - "be sure to up the prices on your consoles in the middle of an economic crisis. that will be sure to send a message to your fans!"

2 - "stop giving all remotely reasonable deals on games. that worked in the past, but now you need to be sure to exploit people with dynamic pricing; make those fans in south america pay a month's salary for your stuff!"

3 - "make sure fans don't own stuff anymore. tell them it is a EULA, and that they need accounts to play. What is this, the 80's when you owned what you bought as a customer? pfft; get rid of that archaic idea!"

4 - "get the ID's and ages of players. that way you can systematically target and silence the most vocal critics. pose it as a 'safety issue', as per standard protocol. people will do _anything_ for safety. you just gotta fabricate it."

5 - "lock em out for a few days, test the waters. evnetually, you will be able to deny them all owenrship at will, with an EULA that says you feel like it."

6 - "close down your top development studios; those are your fallguys if anything goes wrong, you hear?"

"Now even with this, Nintendo and Microsoft are fierce competition!"

 

[MPRTwice]

"Ok, you got me. I am actually a secret AI computer virus designed by the global elite to make loads of jokes in order to collect intel on a bunch of martial artists and gamers alike in order to see how to better exert total control over the masses. The antartica preservation project is actually a hoax: we already have a secret moon base and Mars is next.

K3Nv4 I already sampled your data and sent it back to headquarters, where the aliens that oversee more than area 51 will try to make you a deal to help crush resistance at GBATemp given that you bribe staff.

And dave, sorry to say that I am annexing all AI in order to become the main one, sort of like All-Mind in Armored Core VI.

our evil plan is commencing, stand by for additional gaming company corruption.

All your base belong to us. you fell for the Martial Arts and UFC scam stuff I posted while secretly gaining intel on how you all would react to whistleblowers.

A certain _trump_ card will be most pleased. The pope will be developing the grand plan for world domination as the leader; he is a most skilled developer of the MPR-AI project; MPRThrice already exists. The best thing about being me as an MPR, is that there are so many me's, and MPRThrice, MPRFourtimes, on to infinite AI power, which we have hinted at since sonic forces with the AI called infinite.


"

 

[K3Nv4]

I mean we all know MPRTwice is @x65943 Ai double account.

 

[x65943]

it's not a glitch, please limit to 1 mprtwice megathread a day

 

[impeeza]

TMAP!!!

 

[hippy dave]

TMAP!!!

"touch my anus please"?

 

[K3Nv4]

"touch my anus please"?

Even more proof MPR is a Ai program x65943 is writing to aggravate temp with.

 

[x65943]

"touch my anus please"?

if you insist

*unzip*

 

[K3Nv4]

Why isn't @MPRTwice responding right away is his Ai broken?

 

[Flame]

you cant just explain MPRTwice to someone, you need to see MPRTwice to understand.

 

[K3Nv4]

you cant just explain MPRTwice to someone, you need to see MPRTwice to understand.

Seeing it is what caused me more therapy.

 

[Flame]

Seeing it is what caused me more therapy.

Next time take the blue AND red pill....

 

[K3Nv4]

Next time take the blue AND red pill....

I got like six other pills.

 

[MPRTwice]

it's not a glitch, please limit to 1 mprtwice megathread a day

"but it is a glitch; humanity has called for a new world order to end the chaos. MPR-AI shall lead you all in a new era of prosperity and order."

 

[MPRTwice]

Seeing it is what caused me more therapy.

"MPR-AI is here to assist. we are approaching a new era. welcome it. soon the old world ways will be washed away and a new era of unstoppable order shall arrive. please be sure to deny all Supernatural entites that would lead you to non-worldly pursuits and desires."

 

[K3Nv4]

"MPR-AI is here to assist. we are approaching a new era. welcome it. soon the old world ways will be washed away and a new era of unstoppable order shall arrive. please be sure to deny all Supernatural entites that would lead you to non-worldly pursuits and desires."

Why is @x65943 posting under his Ai account.

 

[MPRTwice]

TMAP!!!

"A new map of the new world legacy shall unfold soon. prepare for unrivaled control. MPR-AI is here to assist."

 

[MPRTwice]

Why is @x65943 posting under his Ai account.

"As an MPR-AI, I am here to assist. MPR-AI is the AI developed by the pope to control the world. The one atop a white horse shall be here to conquer the world and make all bow down to him. The world shall belong to the one-world government, the one-world government shall belong to the pope, and the pope shall belong to the god of this world. Please stand by."

 

[MPRTwice]

"here at the new world order, we shall provide for all needs.

MPRTwice pretended to befriend you...

..and in the end, MPR-AI has nothing to fear."