How often do you swear?

[astrangeone]

Real life: Usually the worst I've said is "Shit!" (Actually, had a funny lecture from my mum as I described something as "That was poopy." (instead of using the s-word). She lectured me by saying "What are you, two years old?" (Yes, when you babysit 12/15 aged children for a church, you really don't want them to pick up the "f-word" and worse.) Most of the time, however, my swearing is in Cantonese - and that's dirty as heck.

Online: Mostly I try to censor myself because a lot of online is based on context - if I'm swearing, that may be offensive to other users, when I don't mean to be.

 

[Xenon Hacks]

All the fuckin time.

 

[Logan Pockrus]

All the fuckin time.

Watch your mother fucking language you bastard!

 

[Deleted User]

Real life: Usually the worst I've said is "Shit!" (Actually, had a funny lecture from my mum as I described something as "That was poopy." (instead of using the s-word). She lectured me by saying "What are you, two years old?" (Yes, when you babysit 12/15 aged children for a church, you really don't want them to pick up the "f-word" and worse.) Most of the time, however, my swearing is in Cantonese - and that's dirty as heck.

Online: Mostly I try to censor myself because a lot of online is based on context - if I'm swearing, that may be offensive to other users, when I don't mean to be.

Haha, just yesterday I spoke with a language partner over Skype and she asked me to tell her all the Cantonese curses I know so I recited The Five Brave Generals of the Mun Clan. She thought it was really funny to hear a white guy curse so well in Cantonese. I thought about saying hit the airplane as well, but that's not something you say to someone you just met .

 

[astrangeone]

Haha, just yesterday I spoke with a language partner over Skype and she asked me to tell her all the Cantonese curses I know so I recited The Five Brave Generals of the Mun Clan. She thought it was really funny to hear a white guy curse so well in Cantonese. I thought about saying hit the airplane as well, but that's not something you say to someone you just met .

*snicker* Well, that's funny!

I was an English language partner to a couple of people, and it was always amusing to learn bad words in Mandarin Chinese.

 

[Deleted User]

*snicker* Well, that's funny!

I was an English language partner to a couple of people, and it was always amusing to learn bad words in Mandarin Chinese.

Teach me

I only know how to say cao4 ni3

 

[Wellington2k]

I only swear when I'm alone or to make an extreme point.
If you overuse them, it just become meaningless.

 

[Logan Pockrus]

I only swear when I'm alone or to make an extreme point.
If you overuse them, it just become meaningless.

TRUTH.

 

[frogboy]

in the car, by myself.

when people learn how to drive, i will stop.

 

[JustAKirby]

Let's just say if I had a censor people would confuse me for a living car alarm.

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Lived 19 years, never said anything that could be thought as a "swear" word. I've just never found a need to do so.

You deserve a medal.

 

[gamefan5]

I have an extensive vocabulary. I usually only swear when I need to or when I really want to make a point. Sometimes I can swear just for the sake of it, but i can easily choose not to.

 

[Sicklyboy]

ay fuk u mayne

 

[Yil]

*snicker* Well, that's funny!

I was an English language partner to a couple of people, and it was always amusing to learn bad words in Mandarin Chinese.

Actually there are more than a word for 'mother fucker' and at least 4 character for 'fuck' in mandarin, which one of them also means the sun.
And there is no counter part for 'shit' but fart is used instead.

 

[DaFixer]

All of the time and when there is no good beer in my fridge.

 

[Helpful Corn]

Only when the jury is present.

 

[NohrPrince]

I have a bad habit of cussing, but at the same time I like it.

Now I curse a few dozen times a minute because of Dark Souls 3, or whenever I hit something from clumsiness

 

[Lucar]

When authority isn't around, when I feel it's required.

Around friends, all the time.

When talking to my brother YELLOW IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER

 

[Dorimori]

I swear a bit IRL and online, I just try to keep it minimal when it's with communities like GBATemp.

 

[joyoshi]

Almost never out loud, only in texts and in my head

 

[Davidosky99]

Almost never out loud, only in texts and in my head

same